Overhamsteren
Joined: May 27, 2006
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Oct 29, 2014 - 16:27 |
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All Duke Nukem quotes are from other sources.
(but yeah I heard them all from the Duke first too ) |
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DrPoods
Joined: Nov 14, 2013
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Oct 30, 2014 - 00:48 |
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When Phillip II of Macedon was aiming to unite Greece, Sparta was a shadow of its former glory. Even so, he decided to send them a letter rather than fighting to avoid the embarrassment of losing to a smaller force.
Phillip: "If I enter Lakonia I will burn it to the ground".
Spartan reply: "If".
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Balle2000
Joined: Sep 25, 2008
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Oct 30, 2014 - 02:12 |
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Overhamsteren wrote: | All Duke Nukem quotes are from other sources. |
Who first said "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!" then? |
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xnoelx
Joined: Jun 05, 2012
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Oct 30, 2014 - 02:26 |
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Overhamsteren
Joined: May 27, 2006
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Oct 30, 2014 - 03:55 |
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is the man!
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would f#&! a person in the a#! and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around." |
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BillBrasky
Joined: Feb 15, 2005
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Oct 30, 2014 - 06:06 |
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"Life is a dirty game. You have to play dirty to win it." -Harris |
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DrPoods
Joined: Nov 14, 2013
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Oct 30, 2014 - 17:21 |
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"Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." - Dread Pirate Roberts |
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Mr_Foulscumm
Joined: Mar 05, 2005
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Oct 30, 2014 - 17:25 |
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This could have been a good thread if any of these quotes were actually from today. A movie quote from the 70's, isn't from today. Highly disappointed. |
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Balle2000
Joined: Sep 25, 2008
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Oct 30, 2014 - 17:37 |
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BillBrasky
Joined: Feb 15, 2005
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Nov 02, 2014 - 08:36 |
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In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing.
-Theodore Roosevelt |
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Winni
Joined: Jan 14, 2006
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Nov 02, 2014 - 09:00 |
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You´re all wimps. Six pages of quotes and nothing of Predator or Robocop, the two quotiest movies ever. Here you go:
Sergeant Mac Eliot: You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?
Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.
Reporter: Robo, excuse me, Robo, any special message for all the kids watching at home?
RoboCop: Stay out of trouble. |
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PurpleChest
Joined: Oct 25, 2003
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must limit myself or this will get LONG. 85.6% of my speech is pop culture references...
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
Conan the Barbarian
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Winston Churchill
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Inigo Montoya (Princess Bride)
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
Winston Churchill
“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
Dorothy Parker
We cannot, of course, disprove God, just as we can't disprove Thor, fairies, leprechauns and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Richard Dawkins
“My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line, and kiss my ass.”
Christopher Hitchens
must stop...must stop...
“Violent, irrational, intolerant, allied to racism and tribalism and bigotry, invested in ignorance and hostile to free inquiry, contemptuous of women and coercive toward children: organized religion ought to have a great deal on its conscience.”
Christopher Hitchens
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
Stephen Roberts |
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DrDeath
Joined: Mar 27, 2011
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Nov 02, 2014 - 11:26 |
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Remember kids - it's always fun until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious. |
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mr-maverick
Joined: Sep 10, 2010
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Nov 02, 2014 - 11:52 |
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
-Elayne Boosler
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- Miles Kington
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
- Al McGuire
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. |
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