polemarch
Joined: Mar 20, 2009
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Dec 23, 2014 - 02:48 |
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On certain mornings, as the first rays of light radiate from the dawning sun, a long white cloud can be glimpsed in the distance over the rippled blue waters of the coast of the Southern Wastes. Tormented by the stifling heat and relentless dry winds turning their skin to leather, the Blood Bowl tragics are contemplating an off season going to seed and withering like weeds under a good dose of ‘Roundup”.
Then one day in late December a voice is heard drifting over the waves.
“Cricky dick! Bro, stop stuffing ya face with greasies and come here. Can’t be sure based on the togs, but there is some pakeha cuz over other side.”
“Sheez Bro, you ain’t wrong.”
“Now that Chrissy is done, you think that they might be wanting a tiki tour over here and play some Bloodbowl?”
The sun-addled brains absorbed the word ‘Bloodbowl’, triggering an involuntary response. Before you could say, “couldn't see the road to the dunny if it had red flags on it”, all the blokes and mates got a into g, grabbed their gummies went sailing of to Aotearoa to find Waikikamukau and play Bloodbowl in cooler climes.
“Sweet as. Hey bro, rattle your dags and make sure the chilly bin is chocka with L&P, get your nana to jack up some savs and pavs and don’t forget the chocolate fish from the dairy. This going be a piss up large so better make sure that zambuck is around in case some dag carks it”
The Waikikamukau Bloodbowl Festival.
Sign up here, post here and lets have a great off season blast before SWL starts afresh in 2015
The aim is to kick off from Boxing Day!! |
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Luohghcra
Joined: Nov 18, 2008
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Dec 23, 2014 - 02:56 |
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Clarification for the HoF:
1. It's not finished. Teams are yet to be added.
2. Just winning prem isn't the only point of entry. SWL has had many teams that have added a lot to the league in terms of fluff or just plain longevity. These 'character' teams have earned their place according to the HoF management. |
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Rabid_Bogscum
Joined: Aug 04, 2005
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Dec 23, 2014 - 04:51 |
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Oh yeah EOTGS were wonderous in their day... I just thought I would correct the Prem title thing |
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RedMaul
Joined: Jun 10, 2006
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Dec 30, 2014 - 11:49 |
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Faulcon wrote: | Interesting... though the very first SWL champion was an undead team. Tomay's influence is way too easily seen at times, no subtlety at all. |
steady! |
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RedMaul
Joined: Jun 10, 2006
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Dec 31, 2014 - 08:14 |
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The Deadmen were the 'best' undead team anyways |
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Tomay
Joined: Apr 26, 2008
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Jan 07, 2015 - 20:53 |
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Relezite - Pro Elves |
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Balle2000
Joined: Sep 25, 2008
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Jan 07, 2015 - 21:45 |
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Nice! Wb Relezite! |
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DrPoods
Joined: Nov 14, 2013
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Jan 08, 2015 - 00:25 |
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Relezite? Cool!
Welcome back! |
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Tomay
Joined: Apr 26, 2008
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Jan 08, 2015 - 00:29 |
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Tomay - Humans |
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DrPoods
Joined: Nov 14, 2013
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Jan 08, 2015 - 01:18 |
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Should have read this first.
Disregard other reply!! |
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RedMaul
Joined: Jun 10, 2006
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Jan 08, 2015 - 09:02 |
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DrPoods
Joined: Nov 14, 2013
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Jan 09, 2015 - 04:30 |
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Redgum wrote: | I've done this without direct access to the data, so if you feel I've made an error, let me know and I'll look into it.
SWL Awards LVII
Welcome to the SWL awards for Season 57.
The Silver Awards are hard fought, with only the est considered of the two Conference leagues:
Silver Ball: Lady Mapleleaf (Autumn’s Leaves)
Silver Boot: Threebeden (Sphinxes)
Silver Shield: Malakai (Malalocide)
Silver Knuckledusters: Car Pool Tunnel (Malapropism Mania)
Silver Slipper: GLaDOS (Technically Minded)
Silver Arm: Tuco Noriaga (Mexican Standoff)
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Remind me what each award means? |
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Dlock
Joined: Mar 08, 2014
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Jan 11, 2015 - 02:11 |
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Hi all.
I made a mistake when choosing skill to my wrestle lineman.
It seems to me that you can ask admin to cancel this kind of thingo, but they are asking something called "URL"?
Could somebody tell me where I can find this, please?
Thank you.
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DrPoods
Joined: Nov 14, 2013
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Jan 11, 2015 - 02:25 |
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Dlock
Joined: Mar 08, 2014
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Jan 11, 2015 - 03:41 |
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Haa, thanks Doc, I might have even done if correctly...
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