Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Apr 30, 2005 - 21:27 |
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Dagda: 4 Boos for making me actually laugh out loud. I was imagining someone doing all three!
Gumbo 2 and a half, since technically it is illegal. |
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thesquig
Joined: Apr 11, 2004
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Apr 30, 2005 - 21:32 |
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In a game where you are loosing badly tell your opponent this.
"Hey, my coach rating sucks, and I just figured out a way to change my ip, how cool is that?"
a few minutes later
"hmmm, I might create a new account after this game"
a few minutes later, gone in a puff of smoke. |
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thesquig
Joined: Apr 11, 2004
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Apr 30, 2005 - 21:34 |
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The worst thing done to me is hiring zara against an undead team after you ask for a recovery game. |
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G_Force
Joined: Aug 19, 2004
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Apr 30, 2005 - 21:37 |
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give someone a recovery game and then do all you can (3db and 7or8assist foul with dp or chainsaw)to kill or niggle his highest spp player. continue until he concedes.
only pay any attention to the ball to:
a) stop him winning
b) score the winner late in 2nd half (if he lasts that long)
c) no opposition players remain |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Apr 30, 2005 - 21:37 |
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Well, Squigy, the first isn't legal, anf the second isn't too creative (keep in mind this is a joke thread), So, Much as I love you, I'm giving you 2 Boos only. |
_________________ When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. -C.S. Lewis |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Apr 30, 2005 - 21:38 |
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G force: 3 Boos on the condition that you are ignoring the ball completely! |
_________________ When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. -C.S. Lewis |
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Arktoris
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
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Apr 30, 2005 - 21:46 |
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before each +4 gang foul announce "now sacrifice and die!!"
if it's a permanent injury, then anounce you are doing your "cas dance" around the computer. |
_________________ Hail to Manowar! The latest charioteer to DIE for bloodbowl! - Slain, by Ghor Oggaz |
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Arktoris
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
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Apr 30, 2005 - 21:48 |
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oh by the way, I've had someone fireball me on turn 16 for no tactical reason other than he had already won the game and just wanted to make sure his money didn't go to waste...and killed my veteran goblin off my orc team....this was TT not fumble though. Generated a good rivalry for two years after that : ) |
_________________ Hail to Manowar! The latest charioteer to DIE for bloodbowl! - Slain, by Ghor Oggaz |
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G_Force
Joined: Aug 19, 2004
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Apr 30, 2005 - 21:50 |
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arktoris wrote: | before each +4 gang foul announce "now sacrifice and die!!"
if it's a permanent injury, then anounce you are doing your "cas dance" around the computer. |
i like it
now taking 30 mins away from fumbbl to work on my 'CAS Dance' with an extra flash ending for RIP.
Take leap as first skill on every elf player and randomly leap over the opponants players. save two of your players to one side for their own game of leapfrog. |
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dagda331
Joined: Mar 06, 2005
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Apr 30, 2005 - 21:57 |
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Play a Super Bashy team (orcs, khemri, dwarves, whatever) like a super elf team - dodge away instead of blocking, be afraid to put a tacklezone on anyone, mob stragglers away from the ball on defense, go for those 2-turn passing scores!
(works best vs halflings, even funnier/more annoying if you win)! |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Apr 30, 2005 - 22:17 |
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Sorry, I went on lunch. Arktoris gets 3 and 1/2 Boos
G force same deal, I laughed again at "leapfrog"
Dagda: .... um.... I do play my orcs like elves..... -2 Boos for unintentionally making fun of me |
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SnakeSanders
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 30, 2005 - 22:18 |
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like pauls, but lightningbolt a player and foul with 8 assists with your DP including your ballcarrier instead of scoring a TD that would win/tie you the game on T16! |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Apr 30, 2005 - 22:19 |
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Brownrob gets a perfect 5 Boos!!!! (Though he should share with Paul)
Also, saying your signature "Don't ask God for a better life, ask him to make you a stronger Person" right after doing it |
_________________ When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. -C.S. Lewis |
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SnakeSanders
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 30, 2005 - 22:21 |
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hehe |
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DonKosak
Joined: Apr 06, 2004
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Apr 30, 2005 - 22:28 |
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Insist on taking 8-10 minute turns. When your opponent reminds you about the 4 min limit and later moans a lot explain to him, that you do it to minimize the risk of your players falling over when gfi'ing. You know - if you go for it in a relaxed way it reduces the risk of tripping drastically |
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