baelnic
Joined: May 27, 2011
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Mar 08, 2013 - 19:44 |
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Come one, come all to the newest (potential) Blood Bowl team of them all! After traveling the country side and entertaining the masses (not to mention pilfering the rubes) the Ding-a-ling Brothers Circus noticed a sharp decline in their attendance any time they an event on the same day as a Blood Bowl tournament. Mr. Ding-a-ling, always a nose for money, convinced his least favorite clowns & performers to become a team. After all, if they win he profits and if they die he has one less low-life to pay!
Halfling Clown 0-16 5 2 3 6 Dodge, Stunty, Thick Skull Right Stuff Access: A Cost: 40000
Ding-a-ling always hires an excess number of clowns for the circus knowing full well the ones he can't stand can fill the ranks of his Blood Bowl teams.
Clowns get thick skull because they are bopped on the head quite often during their act
The Strong Man 0-1 5 5 2 9 Bonehead, TTM, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull Access: S Cost: 130000
It costs a lot of money to keep an Ogre or two on staff in a circus. They don't follow direction well, they have zero charisma and showmanship, and worst of all you find them eating your rare side-show beasts from time to time!
The Sideshow Freak 0-1 6 2 3 6 Two-Heads, Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff Access: GA Cost: 70000
Un-tainted conjoined twins are a rare breed in lands that border Chaos territories. But Mr. Ding-a-ling won't stand for it when the twins figure out they can demand double pay!
The Bearded Lady 0-1 6 3 3 8 Foul Appearance, Disturbing Presence Access: G Cost: 90000
After a few drinks even a bearded lady looks good. Often times, the next morning she'll find she's been assigned to the Blood Bowl team.
Gnomish Gamemaster 0-2 4 2 3 8 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull, Strip Ball, Sneaky Git Access: A Cost: 70000
Mr. Ding-a-ling won't stand for carnis that get caught stealing from patrons. He runs an honest Circus. Take their money with tilted, overpriced, and impossible games legally and never get caught with your hand in their purse!
Gamemasters get strip ball and sneaky git to approximate the nature of a carni
Almost Trained Bear 0-1 5 4 1 8 Wild Animal, No Hands, Claw Access: S Cost 90000
Mr. Ding-a-ling hires the best trainers in all of the world for his animal acts. Unfortunately some of them just can't be trained.
Rerolls 60k
Apothecary Yes
Let me know what you think. I also toyed with a Magician (with hypnotic gaze), a leaping stilt man, and a beastmaster (lion tamer) with said beast (settled for just the beast). |
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Garion
Joined: Aug 19, 2009
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Mar 08, 2013 - 19:49 |
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Almost Trained Bear hehe |
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baelnic
Joined: May 27, 2011
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Mar 08, 2013 - 19:50 |
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It costs a lot to train a bear, and less for an ALMOST trained bear |
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