MrNomad
Joined: Mar 24, 2007
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Oct 30, 2015 - 19:29 |
 
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The 2nd half is going to be more of a blood bath than the first half. AFC south and North....My team is the squishy team if that tells you anything LOL |
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JackassRampant
Joined: Feb 26, 2011
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Oct 30, 2015 - 20:08 |
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Yah, the AFC North have it the roughest. Not only do they play each other, but they just played the NFC North and now they get the AFC South! |
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Sutherlands
Joined: Aug 01, 2009
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Oct 31, 2015 - 18:08 |
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Yeah, it's rough for me, playing dwarves and orcs while reduced to only one claw |
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JackassRampant
Joined: Feb 26, 2011
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Nov 05, 2015 - 20:42 |
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Had the Detroilet/BeardyMoore forfeit in the first series down as a win for Detroilet. Turns out it was a forfeit tie. This would have moved Detroilet down and BeardyMoore up for the last round of JRPRs. Will adjust going forward. |
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JackassRampant
Joined: Feb 26, 2011
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Nov 05, 2015 - 22:21 |
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Jackass Rampant Power Rankings: Sort 'Em Out Edition
From here on out, every division and 6 teams from each conference will be represented in the top 12.
Playoff Powerhouses
1 New Angryland Bulltrots (AFC1, 6-1-1, Div 3-0-0, +28 Cas, last #1). Evil, wicked, mean, and nasty. This squad is all things that go bump in the night.
2 Tennesse Titanz (AFC2, 7-0-1, Div 3-0-0, +9 +0 Cas, last #2). Another brutal team. The Titanz aren't as thuggish as the Bulltrots, which is why they're not ranked #1.
3 Green Ball Attackers (NFC1, 5-2-1, Div 3-1-0, -10 Cas, last #3). Charles Woodson is in your endzone already. You just don't know it yet. A forfeit tie isn't something GB needs, though.
4 New York Giant Leeches (NFC2, 5-2-1, Div 2-1-0, +2 Cas, last #4). A tie against Seattle ain't no biggie, but it kind of shows you where the NYGL stand, a borderline-elite team.
5 Indianapolis Crypts (AFC3, 5-1-2, Div 2-0-1, +19 Cas, last #5). The fourth-hardest-hitting AFC team sports a better Cas differential than any NFC team.
6 Seattle Weed Gawks (NFC3, 4-4-1, Div 2-2-0, -2 Cas, last #12). This team is very good at stalling for the tie, and they can turn that into a win if you cough up the ball or rush in a score.
7 Pittsburgh Pirates (AFC4, 5-1-2, Div 3-0-1, +6 Cas, last #7). The Pirates have benefited from some forfeits to rise this far, but they also beat Cincinatti head-to-head, so hey.
8 Atlatl 'n' Falchions (NFC4, 5-0-3, Div 1-0-2, -4 Cas, last #6). Losing to Minnesota hurts Atlatl's standing, but they're comfortably ahead of their beat-up division.
In The Hunt
9 Oakland Elf Raiders (AFC5, 4-2-2, Div 3-0-0, -7 Cas, last #10). What a time for Ex-Convict to break his computer. Femver and San Dogo are both breathing down Oakland's neck.
10 Minnesota Wolfkings (NFC5, 4-2-2, Div 0-2-1, +12 Cas, last #14). A win over Atlatl must feel good, but Minnesota still has to catch Green Ball.
11 Cincinatti Bludgeoners (AFC6, 5-0-3, Div 2-0-1, +23 Cas, last #8). The champions seem to be having a Superbowl hangover, as they're now rebuilding half their Pestigor squad.
12 San Fran Black Plague (NFC6, 5-1-3, Div 2-1-2, -25 Cas, last #9). Takes a lickin', keeps on tickin'. You can't keep a good rodent down. Getting pasted by Seattle was bad, though.
13 San Dogo Chompers (4-1-3, Div 1-1-1, -4 Cas, last #11). New Angryland is a tough customer, so that loss is what it is. Still, now the Chompers are behind Oakland, with Femver on their heels.
14 Dallas Dendrophiliacs (4-1-3, 1-0-2 Div, -16 Cas, last #17). Dallas will have to beat In-Sane Louie without their signal caller Danny White-Elm. They can.
15 In-Sane Louie Goats (2-3-2, Div 1-2-0, +2 Cas, last #18). This brawlin' brute squad is a game behind the pack, waiting on an extension before playing a hungry Philhala team. Dallas is up in Week 9.
16 Femver Blonde Co (3-2-3, Div 2-1-1, +31 Cas, last #19). These girls have absolutely crippled Keggie City: next up, they tackle Oakland and San Dogo.
17 Gnawleans Stanks (4-1-3, Div 2-0-1, -7 Cas, last #15). The Stanks have been busted down to two Warriors. That's a hard place to be. But they're winning some games... so far.
18 Carolina Black Panther Party (4-1-3, Div 3-0-0, -26 Cas, last #13). Losing games, that happens sometimes. Getting thrashed 5-1 by Tampa, that has to sting a little.
19 Miami Krakens (3-1-4, Div 1-0-3, +16 Cas, last #16). After a 0-3 beatdown by the Jehtz, coach Bullroarer4 knows exactly how Carolina feels.
20 Buffalo Billy Goat Gruffs (3-1-4, Div 1-0-2, -1 Cas, last #20). Don't look now, but after ditching that elf squad, coach Burgun824 is showing some life!
21 Chicago Bear-ds (2-3-3, 1-2-1 Div, -6 Cas, last #22). Throw the records out the window with these guys: they can win any game... or lose any game.
22 Detroilet Sewer Lions (2-3-3, Div 0-1-2, -11 Cas, last #21). Detroilet is beginning to show cracks in its armor, but coach Lorebass has been able to concentrate the worst damage on the Rotters.
23 Philhala Arni (3-0-4, Div 1-0-2, -7 Cas, last #24). Philhala is typically a contender. They need to get their butts in gear, or this will be a lost season.
24 Weaklington Frailskins (2-2-4, Div 1-1-2, -18 Cas, last #23). Getting chomped by Dallas was rough. Bringing Journeymen to face a desperate Philhala could be rougher.
Getting Late Early
25 Cleave'n Dog Pound (1-2-5, Div 1-1-2, +0 Cas, last #25). This team would be in the middle of the pack if they played their games. Oh, and if they actually built up in the offseason.
26 NY Jehtz (2-0-6, Div 2-0-2, -5 Cas, last #31). This is a developmental year for the Jehtz, who also didn't take full advantage of the builder season.
27 Keggie City Chimpanziefs (2-0-6, Div 0-0-4, -2 Cas, last #27). The Chimps have been broken down to their absolute core: most of their draft picks remain, but the supporting cast is a train-wreck.
28 Hearthstone Hexen (1-2-5, Div 0-1-2, +5 Cas, last #26). A forfeit loss to the Bludgeoners is embarrassing, but the Hexen can salvage their pride with a good show in the second half.
29 Tampa Bowl Smokeaneers (1-1-6, Div 0-0-3, +2 Cas, last #32). Well, hello there! Coach mrt1212 is taking this "developmental" season seriously, it seems.
30 Arizona Sinners (1-1-5, Div 0-1-2, +5 Cas, last #28). This is one of the most violent Skaven teams I've ever seen. Too bad it hasn't translated on the scoreboard....
31 Jacksonville Pactuars (0-3-5, Div 0-1-2, -3 Cas, last #29). The last winless team has three ties under its belt!
32 BeardyMoore Shavens (1-2-5, Div 0-1-2, -9 Cas, last #30). Whenever I put a coach last, they show up and win a game. Watch out for WingedHuman! |
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JackassRampant
Joined: Feb 26, 2011
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Nov 06, 2015 - 01:35 |
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Not a lot of volatility in the power rankings this round. There were only four teams rising or falling more than 3 spots. We've reached the Great Sort 'Em Out stage of the season, where we find out who's for real and who's not. |
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JackassRampant
Joined: Feb 26, 2011
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Nov 09, 2015 - 22:10 |
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Average Power Rankings by division
1. NFCN: 14.00
2. NFCW: 15.75
3t. AFCW: 16.25
3t. NFCE: 16.25
5t. AFCS: 16.5
5t. AFCE: 16.5
7. NFCS: 18.00
8. AFCN: 18.75
That's parity for ya. |
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ryanfitz
Joined: Mar 24, 2009
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Nov 10, 2015 - 02:16 |
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Kinda suspect if you have
NFCN
4/4/1 - 5/1/3 - 2/3/3 - 2/1/6
above a division
7/0/1 - 6/1/2 - 1/2/5 - 0/3/5
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5/0/3 - 5/1/3 - 4/1/4 - 2/1/6 |
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Sutherlands
Joined: Aug 01, 2009
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Nov 10, 2015 - 02:40 |
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And by "above" you mean "below"? |
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huff
Joined: Dec 19, 2009
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Nov 10, 2015 - 02:50 |
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Dog Pound playing true to their Browns roots and working hard to plummet in the power rankings....
ICYMI: Just pulled off possibly my dumbest move in my Fumbbl career. It's sure to see the blooper reels. |
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JackassRampant
Joined: Feb 26, 2011
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Nov 10, 2015 - 15:49 |
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| ryanfitz wrote: | Kinda suspect if you have
NFCN
4/4/1 - 5/1/3 - 2/3/3 - 2/3/3
above a division
7/0/1 - 6/1/2 - 1/2/5 - 0/3/5
or
5/0/3 - 5/1/3 - 4/1/4 - 2/1/6 |
FIFY
I used JRPR average. I don't have a 2-1-6 NFCN team in my records… the bottom teams in the NFCN were 2-3-3 as of the last power rankings. 2-3-3 is not bad for #4. This buffers the NFCN's standing by about 2 spots on average, and more or less explains the difference between NFCN and AFCS or NFCS.
Also note the NFCN fared badly in the last round's matches, so their records were better when I compiled JRPRs. |
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licker
Joined: Jul 10, 2009
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Nov 13, 2015 - 07:05 |
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Miami and NA played their 2nd match Thursday night and it wasn't quite the slobber knocker I was expecting.
Sure, there were 3 deaths (one got Apoed), and sure the teams were whittled down to play 7 on 7 in the 2nd half, but most of the carnage was KOs and BH.
NA received and went after the ogre, actually got him out on a KO, but the kick was deep and Miami was able to pressure the ball as NA was using their blockers to tie up the center and try to take out the Miami threats. Tom tried a blitz break away, but failed his gfis and Miami was able to secure the ball. NA had enough mobility to tie up the cage it was in, and when Miami tried to blitz out the ball carrier he rolled a both down, and his wrestle popped the ball back to Tom. But Tom was 1 square short of being able to score himself in 2 turns, so Steve had to make a mad dash to the endzone.
It almost paid off, Tom got next to Steve, but the catch failed, and it was 0-0 at the half, with both teams fielding 10 players. Miami was fielding all their killers though, and started the 2nd half KOing 2 hobbers. A deep kick kept the ball from being advanced for a couple of turns, and NA was able to take out a couple Krakens as the ball advanced. Still, Miami had the advantage, but their blocks lost their effectiveness, and their Big Guys started to stand around looking at nothing, and NA swarmed the ball. An attempt to triple dodge/double gfi to score was attempted, but all the tackle on NA forced a turn over.
Miami was out of rrs, and down to 7 players, as was NA, and when Tom made the rr pick up, he was able to get behind a decent screen, and eventually work his way all the way for the turn 8 score and the win.
It was a tough game for both coaches, neither had their game plan working well, but both were doing their best to adjust to what nuffle was handing out. Well played as always Bullroarer, pity your gobbo got whacked, but I can't say I'm sorry I put a -MA on the cpomber  |
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WingedHuman
Joined: Aug 24, 2007
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Nov 13, 2015 - 07:25 |
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Yea... didn't win vs those damnable nurgle team...  Oh well maybe I can do some damage against Apojar. If I can get enough time to play my game... |
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WingedHuman
Joined: Aug 24, 2007
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Nov 16, 2015 - 02:20 |
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JR was right... if you're in the bottom of the list, you win. Well, that and wearing the NBFL shirt helped. Played Apojar, he got diced, my dwarves were wearing their sissy gloves.
He killed one of my guys.. but pulled a 2-0 upset vs Jacksonville. |
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JackassRampant
Joined: Feb 26, 2011
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Nov 17, 2015 - 17:54 |
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Jackass Rampant Power Rankings: In Memoriam
Included in this week's Power Rankings is the list of the number of dead and retired players by team, listing only the lost players' ranks and an asterisk to indicate draft picks, nothing more. It does not include permanently injured players who are still on their team roster, nor does it include healthy retirements or players who were let go after a MNG result: just ones retired to injury or lost to death. Note that some teams, especially in the NFC South (but also Detroilet and BeardyMoore) have retained some very badly damaged players. Check Carolina's roster for a great example of this. 31 teams have lost players, the other one is only 5 games into its season.
1 New Angryland Bulltrots (8-1-1). 3 Experienced.
2 Tennesse Titanz (9-0-1). 1 Emerging Star, 1 Experienced.
3 Green Ball Attackers (7-2-1). 1 Emerging Star, 2 Experienced, 3 Rookies.
4 Cincinatti Bludgeoners (7-0-3). 1 Super Star, 1 Experienced.
5 Indianapolis Crypts (6-1-3). 1 Experienced.
6 New York Giant Leeches (6-2-2). 1 Veteran, 5 Rookies.
7 Minnesota Wolfkings (6-2-2). 1 Rookie.
8 Pittsburgh Pirates (6-1-3). 1 Legend*, 1 Emerging Star*, 2 Veterans, 1 Experienced.
9 Seattle Weed Gawks (4-5-1). 1 Super Star, 1 Star*, 3 Experienced, 1 Rookie.
10 San Fran Black Plague (5-1-3). 1 Star*, 2 Veterans*, 5 Experienced, 1 Rookie.
11 Oakland Elf Raiders (4-2-3). 1 Super Star*, 1 Emerging Star, 1 Rookie.
12 Atlatl 'n' Falchions (5-1-4). 2 Experienced.
13 Philhala Arni (5-1-4). 1 Super Star*, 4 Experienced, 1 Rookie.
14 Femver Blonde Co (4-3-3). 1 Super Star*.
15 Dallas Dendrophiliacs (5-1-4). 1 Emerging Star, 1 Veteran, 3 Experienced.
16 Carolina Black Panther Party (5-1-4). 1 Veteran, 2 Experienced.
17 San Dogo Chompers (4-2-4). 1 Super Star*, 1 Veteran.
18 Miami Krakens (4-1-5). 1 Star*, 1 Emerging Star, 1 Veteran.
19 Gnawleans Stanks (4-1-5). 1 Super-Star*, 2 Stars*, 1 Emerging Star, 1 Veteran, 1 Experienced.
20 Buffalo Billy Goat Gruffs (3-1-6). 1 Super Star*, 2 Experienced, 1 Rookie.
21 Tampa Bowl Smokeaneers (2-2-6). 2 Experienced, 1 Rookie.
22 In-Sane Louie Goats (2-3-4). 2 Super Stars**, 2 Emerging Stars, 2 Experienced, 1 Rookie.
23 Detroilet Sewer Lions (2-3-4). 1 Veteran, 2 Experienced.
24 Chicago Bear-ds (2-3-4). 3 Veterans, 1 Rookie.
25 Cleave'n Dog Pound (2-3-6). 1 Experienced, 3 Rookies.
26 NY Jehtz (3-0-6). No players lost yet (only 5 games played).
27 Keggie City Chimpanziefs (3-0-7). 3 Experienced, 5 Rookies.
28 Arizona Sinners (2-2-6). 1 Super Star, 1 Star*, 1 Emerging Star, 1 Veteran, 1 Experienced.
29 Weaklington Frailskins (2-2-6). 1 Emerging Star, 2 Veterans, 4 Experienced.
30 BeardyMoore Shavens (2-2-6). 1 Star*, 1 Emerging Star*, 1 Veteran, 1 Experienced.
31 Jacksonville Pactuars (0-4-6). 1 Emerging Star*, 1 Veteran, 1 Experienced.
32 Hearthstone Hexen (1-2-8). 1 Super Star*, 2 Veterans*, 1 Rookie. |
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