Poll |
Are you faint of heart? |
Yes! Keep those bashy teams away from me! |
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10% |
[ 5 ] |
I'm a bit scared, I cherry pick my bashy opponents. |
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21% |
[ 10 ] |
The more I play against 'em all, the braver I become. |
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12% |
[ 6 ] |
No way, my dead elves make me laugh! HA HA HA!! |
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27% |
[ 13 ] |
I've got what it takes to finish off that pie! |
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27% |
[ 13 ] |
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Total Votes : 47 |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
Mar 05, 2018 - 21:56 |
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Season LIX runs 06 March, 2018 - 30 April, 2018.
So what kind of elf coach are you... Elfbowler? Cherry Picker?? Or do you get down & dirty with those nasty, tackling mighty-blowers!?!
Well, if you like to get down & dirty with your elves, we've got just the Meta Group for you! Join other like-minded coaches and compete for fame and glory.
"What is this E.L.F. thing all about," you may be asking? Well, read on to find out more!
Step 1.
Apply with any Dark, High, Union or Wood elf team in Ranked, Black Box or League down at the bottom of the E.L.F. Group Members Tab. [Select (your elf) Team] in the drag down box and click "Apply for Membership." Once you've done that, your team is a member until you (Leave) the group or until the end of a season after you Retire the team.
You can apply and play with as many teams in as many different divisions as you like. Want to see which of your teams can do best in a season? Feel free to compete against yourself!
Step 2.
Start playing matches against a variety of different races. We count your best score against 2 different races in each of our 5 Categories for a total of 10 matches that count towards your score. Once you get in that set of 10 matches, you're said to have completed the E.L.F Cycle.
Congrats!
Quote: | Opponent Team Categories
A (Plug & Play): Orcs, Dwarf, Chaos Dwarf
B (Better with Age): Chaos, Nurgle, Pact
C (Bones & Moans): Necro, Undead, Khemri, Vamps
D (Agile): Dark Elves, Skaven, Slann, High Elves, Wood, Pro (Union)
E (Humans & Stunties): Norse, Human, Lizzies, Zons, Ogre, Underworld, Halflings/Goblin |
The Java program will take the 2 best matches (but only 1 per race) no matter in what order they were played. So as you play matches:
#1 Orcs - 60 points
#2 Chaos Dwarves - 54 points
These 1st two matches both count for you Category A score. Then you play another:
#3 Dwarves - 53 points
Since your other scores are better, this third match is ignored. It doesn't count for Category A or anything else - only 2 scores per Category are considered. Play again and get:
#4 Orcs - 61 points
Then the 61-point Orc match and the 54-point Chaos Dwarf match would be the ones that count. Even though your 2nd best score in category A was the 1st one you played against Orcs, you can only count one per race so that is thrown out and replaced by the 4th match where you scored 61. You play a 5th match:
#5 Dwarves - 62 points.
Now match #5 and match #4 are the ones that count. Even though Orcs and CDs were the 1st two races you played the program doesn't care, CDs are now replaced by Dwarves!
This happens for all 5 Categories such that you never have more than 10 matches counting for your overall score. The only oddball thing is that Halflings and Goblins share a "race" slot such that only one score can count even though you might play both of those races (and have your 2 best scores).
Step 3.
Java program? Yes, the scoring it tracked automatically! I try and post an update every other day on the E.L.F Tournaments Tab. There you can see a complete list of everyone's counted scoring matches and ranking in the standings.
How do you score points?
Quote: | Points Awarded
Baseline:
Game played= 10 points at 1,000,000 TV or less
and every additional 1-200,000 of TV - 1 point
so,
0 - 1,000,000 - 10
1,000,001-1,200,000 - 11
1,200,001-1,400,000 -12
1,400,001-1,600,000-13
and so on...
This is the TV of the opponent or the ELF team, whichever is less.
Result:
Win= +10 pts
Draw= +5 pts
Scoring:
Per td scored= +1 pts
Per td allowed= -1 pts
Casualties:
Per cas caused= +1 pts
No negative modifier for casualties against - you've already suffered enough!
Bonuses:
Score 5 or more touchdowns= +2 pts
Shutout victory (opponent does not score)= +2 pts
Force opponent concession= +3 pts
Double points awarded for all Category A games - multiply your total score x2.
Double baseline points awarded for all Category B games - multiply your baseline score x2. |
Woah, that's a lot! Just remember that the higher the TV of both teams, the better. The more you score & inflict casualties and the less they score, the better.
Step 4.
Win stuff!
We'll recognize the Top 3 Spots in the Overall Standings:
You can also gain fame by having the highest total in any of the 5 Categories:
We'll recognize the Top 3 brave and determined souls who complete in Black Box:
The top League team is honored as well:
Oh, and we mourn along with the team suffering the most casualties in their scoring matches:
Step 5.
Some coaches take on extra challenges that have become part of the League's lore:
Synnful Sprint
Coach Synn; likes to add an extra bit of difficulty to an E.L.F. season - something known as a "sprint." The challenge is to take a new TR100 team and refuse all matches vs. other elves for the first 20 games. After that time, the sprinter is free to play other elves.
Extra difficult and not for the squeamish!
Dalfort Dash
Playing 10 different races not enough of a challenge for you?
Coach Dalfort suggests you try and play all 24 races during the course of a season. Once you have done so you have completed a Dash!
These aren't really anything official, just another thing some of the coaches like challenge themselves to do.
Step 6.
Maybe you're seeking some simpler fame and fortune. How about breaking a scoring record and being remembered that way?
Seasons XXVI+ Scoring Records.
Point Totals
Overall: Born To Live Forever - 452 points.
Category A: Naggaroth Zaphyrs - 150 points.
Category B: Slim Chance Brigade - 108 points.
Category C: Slim Chance Brigade - 74 points.
Category D: Dollhouse & Elvish Marmelade - 79 points.
Category E: Kickstarter - 86 points.
Single Match
Most TDs: Slim Chance Brigade - 9
Most Cas: Dallas Dendrophiliacs - 14
Most Cas Against: Arboron Furies - 12
Highest Gate: Feyenoord Rotterdam - 59,000
Season
Most Cas Against: woodland fawns - 50
Get your sights set on one or more of these!
Step 7.
When does this all happen?
Season LIX runs 06 March, 2018 through 30 April, 2018.
We'll accept applications from all elf teams up until the last 2 weeks of the season.
So, are you ready to join the #1 Metagroup on Fumbbl?
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_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
Mar 07, 2018 - 12:36 |
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A trio of new teams is in on the ground floor of this Season LIX:- 1 jdmickleburgh [ R] Infinite Kung Fu 122 122 High Elf 2018-03-05 23:09:04
- 2 jdmickleburgh [ B] Lyin' Eyes 115 115 Dark Elf 2018-03-05 23:09:14
- 3 Kondor [ R] Mime Machine 169 169 Elven Union 2018-03-06 04:59:01
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_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
Mar 07, 2018 - 12:57 |
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07 March 2018
Scores ELF season 59 starting 2018-03-06 ending 2018-04-30
Scores:
1 [R] Dark Tower Kings - 70
2 [B ] Whitewood Widowers - 58
3 [R] Born To Live Forever - 44
4 [R] Arendelle Avengers - 40
5 [R] Slim Chance Brigade - 33
6 [R] Filles du coupeur de joints - 32
7 [B ] Wood Elf for Steel - 27
8 [R] Exorcists - 24
9 [R] Painelf - 17
10 [B ] Tournament Champions - 17
Black Box:
2 [B ] Whitewood Widowers - 58
7 [B ] Wood Elf for Steel - 27
10 [B ] Tournament Champions - 17
League:
n/a
Categories:
A Whitewood Widowers (Elven Union) - 58
B Arendelle Avengers (Wood Elf) - 27
C Slim Chance Brigade (Elven Union) - 33
D Filles du coupeur de joints (Wood Elf) - 32
E Wood Elf for Steel (Wood Elf) - 27
Match Records:
Most TDs Slim Chance Brigade (Elven Union) - Dark Tower Kings (High Elf) - 4
Most Cas Dyrinor's Drifting Dolphins (Sea Elf) - 7
Most Cas Against Arendelle Avengers (Wood Elf) - 7
Highest Gate Painelf (Elven Union) - 42000
Casualties Against:
1 Arendelle Avengers - 11
2 Tournament Champions - 5
3 Born To Live Forever - 4
4 Slim Chance Brigade - 4
5 Exorcists - 4
6 Dhalea Shineith - 4
7 Wood Elf for Steel - 3
8 Dark Tower Kings - 2
9 Whitewood Widowers - 1
10 Painelf - 1
Season LIX runs 06 March through 30 April, 2018.
Recruiting until 16 April 2018.
You can view the entire list of Cycles to date on the E.L.F Tournaments Tab. |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
-Woodstock |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
Mar 08, 2018 - 15:31 |
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08 March 2018
Scores ELF season 59 starting 2018-03-06 ending 2018-04-30
Scores:
1 [R] Dark Tower Kings - 99
2 [R] Born To Live Forever - 72
3 [B ] Whitewood Widowers - 58
4 [R] Archers of Avelon - 52
5 [R] Arendelle Avengers - 40
6 [R] Slim Chance Brigade - 33
7 [R] Filles du coupeur de joints - 32
8 [B ] Waifs - 28
9 [B ] Wood Elf for Steel - 27
10 [R] Exorcists - 24
Black Box:
3 [B ] Whitewood Widowers - 58
8 [B ] Waifs - 28
9 [B ] Wood Elf for Steel - 27
League:
n/a
Categories:
A Whitewood Widowers (Elven Union) - 58
B Arendelle Avengers (Wood Elf) - 27
C Slim Chance Brigade (Elven Union) - 33
D Born To Live Forever (Wood Elf) - 46
E Wood Elf for Steel (Wood Elf) - 27
Match Records:
Most TDs Slim Chance Brigade (Elven Union) - Dark Tower Kings (High Elf) - 4
Most Cas Dyrinor's Drifting Dolphins (Sea Elf) - 7
Most Cas Against Arendelle Avengers (Wood Elf) - 7
Highest Gate Painelf (Elven Union) - 42000
Casualties Against:
1 Arendelle Avengers - 11
2 Born To Live Forever - 6
3 Tournament Champions - 5
4 Dark Tower Kings - 4
5 Slim Chance Brigade - 4
6 Exorcists - 4
7 Dhalea Shineith - 4
8 Wood Elf for Steel - 3
9 Waifs - 2
10 Whitewood Widowers - 1
11 Archers of Avelon - 1
12 Malarone - 1
13 Painelf - 1
Season LIX runs 06 March through 30 April, 2018.
Recruiting until 16 April 2018.
You can view the entire list of Cycles to date on the E.L.F Tournaments Tab. |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
-Woodstock |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
Mar 09, 2018 - 12:36 |
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09 March 2018
Scores ELF season 59 starting 2018-03-06 ending 2018-04-30
Scores:
1 [R] Dark Tower Kings - 99
2 [B ] Whitewood Widowers - 78
3 [R] Born To Live Forever - 72
4 [R] Archers of Avelon - 52
5 [R] Arendelle Avengers - 40
6 [R] Slim Chance Brigade - 33
7 [R] Filles du coupeur de joints - 32
8 [B ] Waifs - 28
9 [B ] Wood Elf for Steel - 27
10 [R] Exorcists - 24
11 [B ] Opus �iaboli - 24
Black Box:
2 [B ] Whitewood Widowers - 78
8 [B ] Waifs - 28
9 [B ] Wood Elf for Steel - 27
League:
n/a
Categories:
A Whitewood Widowers (Elven Union) - 58
B Arendelle Avengers (Wood Elf) - 27
C Slim Chance Brigade (Elven Union) - 33
D Born To Live Forever (Wood Elf) - 46
E Wood Elf for Steel (Wood Elf) - 27
Match Records:
Most TDs Slim Chance Brigade (Elven Union) - Dark Tower Kings (High Elf) - 4
Most Cas Dyrinor's Drifting Dolphins (Sea Elf) - 7
Most Cas Against woodland fawns (Wood Elf) - Arendelle Avengers (Wood Elf) - 7
Highest Gate Painelf (Elven Union) - 42000
Casualties Against:
1 Arendelle Avengers - 11
2 woodland fawns - 7
3 Born To Live Forever - 6
4 Tournament Champions - 5
5 Dark Tower Kings - 4
6 Slim Chance Brigade - 4
7 Exorcists - 4
8 Dhalea Shineith - 4
9 Whitewood Widowers - 3
10 Wood Elf for Steel - 3
Season 06 March through 30 April, 2018.
Recruiting until 16 April 2018.
You can view the entire list of Cycles to date on the E.L.F Tournaments Tab. |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
-Woodstock |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
Mar 10, 2018 - 23:32 |
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One new team is in:- 1 charourou [ R] NFC 2000s Pro Bowl 134 134 High Elf 2018-03-09 15:53:44
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_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
Mar 11, 2018 - 00:26 |
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10 March 2018
Scores ELF season 59 starting 2018-03-06 ending 2018-04-30
Scores:
1 [R] Archers of Avelon - 128
2 [R] Dark Tower Kings - 99
3 [B ] Wood Elf for Steel - 81
4 [B ] Whitewood Widowers - 78
5 [R] Born To Live Forever - 72
6 [R] Slim Chance Brigade - 70
7 [R] Silver Guardians - 66
8 [R] Noble Philobowlers 2 - 44
9 [R] Arendelle Avengers - 40
10 [R] Filles du coupeur de joints - 32
Black Box:
3 [B ] Wood Elf for Steel - 81
4 [B ] Whitewood Widowers - 78
11 [B ] Oaken Souls - 29
League:
n/a
Categories:
A Whitewood Widowers (Elven Union) - 58
B Noble Philobowlers 2 (High Elf) - 44
C Silver Guardians (Wood Elf) - 35
D Born To Live Forever (Wood Elf) - 46
E Archers of Avelon (High Elf) - 35
Match Records:
Most TDs Silver Guardians (Wood Elf) - Fondly Regard Creation (Dark Elf) - Slim Chance Brigade (Elven Union) - Archers of Avelon (High Elf) - Dark Tower Kings (High Elf) - 4
Most Cas Dyrinor's Drifting Dolphins (Sea Elf) - 7
Most Cas Against woodland fawns (Wood Elf) - Arendelle Avengers (Wood Elf) - 7
Highest Gate Painelf (Elven Union) - 42000
Casualties Against:
1 Arendelle Avengers - 11
2 Slim Chance Brigade - 9
3 woodland fawns - 7
4 Born To Live Forever - 6
5 Wood Elf for Steel - 5
6 Noble Philobowlers 2 - 5
7 Tournament Champions - 5
8 Dark Tower Kings - 4
9 Silver Guardians - 4
10 Exorcists - 4
11 Dhalea Shineith - 4
Season 06 March through 30 April, 2018.
Recruiting until 16 April 2018.
You can view the entire list of Cycles to date on the E.L.F Tournaments Tab. |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
-Woodstock |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
Mar 14, 2018 - 02:32 |
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Two new teams are ready for your viewing pleasure:- 1 LordPetru [ R] BeWhyYou- 202 241 High Elf 2018-03-12 06:09:13
- 2 LordPetru [ R] Blood Moon Witches~ 185 196 Dark Elf 2018-03-12 08:09:51
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_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
Mar 14, 2018 - 04:34 |
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13 March 2018
First Cycle completed!
Scores ELF season 59 starting 2018-03-06 ending 2018-04-30
Scores:
1 [R] BeWhyYou- - 344 *
2 [R] Archers of Avelon - 200
3 [R] Blood Moon Witches~ - 182
4 [R] Born To Live Forever - 164
5 [R] Slim Chance Brigade - 106
6 [R] Dark Tower Kings - 99
7 [B ] Too fast and fragile - 90
8 [R] NFC 2000s Pro Bowl - 86
9 [R] woodland fawns - 83
10 [B ] Wood Elf for Steel - 81
Black Box:
7 [B ] Too fast and fragile - 90
10 [B ] Wood Elf for Steel - 81
11 [B ] Whitewood Widowers - 78
League:
18 [L] De-throw-it FC - 54
Categories:
A BeWhyYou- (High Elf) - 86
B BeWhyYou- (High Elf) - 95
C BeWhyYou- (High Elf) - 61
D BeWhyYou- (High Elf) - 51
E Blood Moon Witches~ (Dark Elf) - 54
Match Records:
Most TDs Slim Chance Brigade (Elven Union) - 5
Most Cas BeWhyYou- (High Elf) - 9
Most Cas Against woodland fawns (Wood Elf) - Colours of my Life (Wood Elf) - Arendelle Avengers (Wood Elf) - BeWhyYou- (High Elf) - 7
Highest Gate Painelf (Elven Union) - BeWhyYou- (High Elf) - 42000
Casualties Against:
1 BeWhyYou- - 27
2 woodland fawns - 15
3 Blood Moon Witches~ - 12
4 Born To Live Forever - 11
5 Slim Chance Brigade - 11
6 Arendelle Avengers - 11
7 NFC 2000s Pro Bowl - 8
8 Noble Philobowlers 2 - 8
9 Colours of my Life - 7
10 Archers of Avelon - 6
11 Too fast and fragile - 6
Season 06 March through 30 April, 2018.
Recruiting until 16 April 2018.
You can view the entire list of Cycles to date on the E.L.F Tournaments Tab. |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
-Woodstock |
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charourou
Joined: Dec 05, 2017
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  Posted:
Mar 14, 2018 - 10:59 |
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Lord Petru holding two spots on the podium.
Already. Good job mate!
PS : that means that games played before the application BUT after the start of the season are retroactively valid for scoring. Correct ?
PS2 : Hoping the NFC boys will sneak somewhere on the scoreboard |
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Arktoris
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
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  Posted:
Mar 14, 2018 - 16:32 |
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pizzamogul wrote: | Two new teams are ready for your viewing pleasure:- 1 LordPetru [ R] BeWhyYou- 202 241 High Elf 2018-03-12 06:09:13
- 2 LordPetru [ R] Blood Moon Witches~ 185 196 Dark Elf 2018-03-12 08:09:51
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BeWhyYou- joins in midseason and instantly goes straight to the top of the board. Is that an E.L.F. record? |
_________________ Hail to Manowar! The latest charioteer to DIE for bloodbowl! - Slain, by Ghor Oggaz |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
Mar 17, 2018 - 20:06 |
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One new team has joined!- 1 Araznaroth [ R] Hokuto No Pelf 113 113 Elven Union 2018-03-14 12:22:28
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_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
Mar 17, 2018 - 20:07 |
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charourou wrote: | Lord Petru holding two spots on the podium.that means that games played before the application BUT after the start of the season are retroactively valid for scoring. Correct ? |
Correct. It's why recruitment is turned off for the last two weeks of the season. |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
Mar 17, 2018 - 20:07 |
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Arktoris wrote: | pizzamogul wrote: | Two new teams are ready for your viewing pleasure:- 1 LordPetru [ R] BeWhyYou- 202 241 High Elf 2018-03-12 06:09:13
- 2 LordPetru [ R] Blood Moon Witches~ 185 196 Dark Elf 2018-03-12 08:09:51
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BeWhyYou- joins in midseason and instantly goes straight to the top of the board. Is that an E.L.F. record? |
I don't remember it ever happening before! |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
Mar 17, 2018 - 21:14 |
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17 March 2018
Scores ELF season 59 starting 2018-03-06 ending 2018-04-30
Scores:
1 [R] BeWhyYou- - 377 *
2 [R] Blood Moon Witches~ - 290 *
3 [R] Archers of Avelon - 282
4 [R] NFC 2000s Pro Bowl - 205
5 [R] Slim Chance Brigade - 176
6 [R] Born To Live Forever - 171
7 [R] Dark Tower Kings - 133
8 [B ] Too fast and fragile - 116
9 [R] woodland fawns - 83
10 [B ] Wood Elf for Steel - 81
Black Box:
8 [B ] Too fast and fragile - 116
10 [B ] Wood Elf for Steel - 81
11 [B ] Whitewood Widowers - 78
League:
20 [L ] Late Show - 54
22 [L ] De-throw-it FC - 54
30 [L ] Alcoolisti Anonimi - 25
Categories:
A BeWhyYou- (High Elf) - 110
B BeWhyYou- (High Elf) - 96
C Slim Chance Brigade (Elven Union) - 62
D BeWhyYou- (High Elf) - 59
E Blood Moon Witches~ (Dark Elf) - 54
Match Records:
Most TDs Slim Chance Brigade (Elven Union) - 5
Most Cas BeWhyYou- (High Elf) - 9
Most Cas Against Blood Moon Witches~ (Dark Elf) - 8
Highest Gate BeWhyYou- (High Elf) - 45000
Casualties Against:
1 Blood Moon Witches~ - 26
2 BeWhyYou- - 25
3 Slim Chance Brigade - 19
4 Archers of Avelon - 18
5 woodland fawns - 15
6 Counterpunchers - 13
7 Born To Live Forever - 12
8 NFC 2000s Pro Bowl - 11
9 Arendelle Avengers - 11
10 Too fast and fragile - 10
Season LIX runs 06 March through 30 April, 2018.
Recruiting until 16 April 2018.
You can view the entire list of Cycles to date on the E.L.F Tournaments Tab. |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
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