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Favourite beer style |
Lager |
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28% |
[ 27 ] |
Stout |
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33% |
[ 32 ] |
Bitter |
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16% |
[ 16 ] |
Pie |
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21% |
[ 20 ] |
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Total Votes : 95 |
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Storr
Joined: Mar 25, 2020
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Feb 11, 2021 - 20:41 |
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Well, at least we hurt a krox! |
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stej
Joined: Jan 05, 2009
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  Posted:
Feb 12, 2021 - 09:48 |
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Look at that stuntman go! Keep those games coming! |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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  Posted:
Feb 17, 2021 - 12:51 |
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Let's go gobbo fans! activating now
edit: no dice, will try later |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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Feb 19, 2021 - 12:47 |
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It's on: playing now vs cdassaks flings. Should be bloody! |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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Feb 19, 2021 - 14:24 |
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Match report game 9
Goblins are cruel little buggers. When they heard that a super star from Fling's Flying Circus was one game away from legend, they swung by the big top to try and make sure he would never make it.
Flingon is a cross between a fling and a klingon, or did he just have a cornish pasty taped to his head?
In any case he was marked for death as the hobbitses recieved in the first drive. There seemed to be a forest in the middle of the pitch - which is cheating- that stopped the gobbos getting to him, and he scored late on... but not late enough for our counter offensive to come apart and for him to score again.
The Cunning Stuntman blamed dropping the ball on it's being greasy from being handled by the obesity pandemic that the Circus calls a team.
Archie Dictomy was the difference we needed in the second half: after Flingon's inevitable sack of our star quaterback Princess Beer Git, some precision flailing with his ball and chain took down the troublesome porker. Replays reveal it was only the cornish pasty that was hurt, and he faked the injury in order to be secure in his legend status. Cheater.
'Ard Nob walked it in to secure his Veteran status, like a proper professional blood bowl player, but despite pressure from a morally and numerically superior stunty team, we couldnt tie it up in the last quarter. 1-2 to the flings. |
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JackassRampant
Joined: Feb 26, 2011
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Feb 19, 2021 - 19:02 |
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Yikes, you haven't won or tied since Fleegle got eaten. |
_________________ Lude enixe, obliviscatur timor. |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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Feb 22, 2021 - 14:33 |
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Game 10 Match report
We almost broke our losing streak in this one... alas it was not to be but what style we lost in!
The first quarter was gobbo candyland. Fawcett Inn Stout set the tone by ramming his chainsaw through the face of the most deadly dark elf on the pitch, leaving the rest of the team breathing a sigh of releif. He was also on hand to sack the sacker after a prancing leaper made a steal attempt, and set up Butt Cheek Sandwich for the President to throw in for a touchdown.
The subsequent elf drive was halted when The Cunning Stuntman went full Cruise Missile on a screened but isolated ball carrier; after a scrum, Seymour Butts emerged to leg it down the pitch, pursued by prancing leaper, who recovered the ball but fumbled his throw.
The second half saw kryten on target, which combined with some snakes in the grass almost let us score a defensive TD but leaping boy rescued them to tie it up.
In the final quarter, and outnumbering the goths 11-7, we snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, as the trolls went dumb and the assassin came into play to gift the emos a difficult victory.
Oh, and Butt Landing was killed. By a lineman. Almost incidentally, and most definately uncaringly. |
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Storr
Joined: Mar 25, 2020
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Feb 22, 2021 - 16:07 |
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Oh no! The poor fella died way too early. |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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Feb 23, 2021 - 15:20 |
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Now seems like a good time to take stock. I had hoped to play more games, but RL got in the way. Anyway, I'm happy with 10, and will play a final game this Friday.
Looks like you guys raised $139, very well done, and helps to keep this great site going.
I'll tally up now and the final game won't count for sponsorship, unless any of you all want to sponsor that one game, with any prop bets you like. I'll be aiming to kick off around 23:00 server time (10pm GMT) and i'll do the draw to win the beer on discord straight afterwards! Let Bowlbot decide!
There is space for 2 more players on the team and an assistant coach, if anyone wants to pledge any $ amount and give me a name for them for the final game - and get entered into the draw to win the beer! |
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ClayInfinity
Joined: Aug 15, 2003
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  Posted:
Feb 24, 2021 - 06:22 |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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  Posted:
Feb 24, 2021 - 08:56 |
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Nice one! player hired. Will follow your dodgy link later ;0 |
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Storr
Joined: Mar 25, 2020
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Feb 24, 2021 - 12:37 |
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If there's still a spot left, I'll sponsor "Porter of Hell". 1$ for every foul he commits, 2$ for a cas, 5$ for a kill and 5$ for a successfully argued call on his behalf. |
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JackassRampant
Joined: Feb 26, 2011
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Feb 24, 2021 - 16:43 |
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$139 down, $861 to go before Swear Box becomes the third team to earn the 100% Class badge.
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_________________ Lude enixe, obliviscatur timor. |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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Feb 24, 2021 - 20:17 |
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Storr wrote: | If there's still a spot left, I'll sponsor "Porter of Hell". 1$ for every foul he commits, 2$ for a cas, 5$ for a kill and 5$ for a successfully argued call on his behalf. |
nice one buddy, he's hired |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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Feb 24, 2021 - 20:19 |
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PaddyMick wrote: | Players Sponsored:
The Final Team standings and $ Tally
1. Troll:President Merkin Muffley (DrClaes)- played 10 games, $10 - Top Thrower
2. Troll:Frumpy Rumpy (Bean Belly)- played 10 games, $10 - Most Hungry
3. Hooligan: Butt Cheek Sandwich (lemf)- played 10 games, $10 - Staying Power
4. Fanatic: Archie Dectomy (jdm)- played 10 games, $10 - my personal MVP most games
5. Pogoer: Princess Beer Git (FRSHMN) - played 8 games, 2 leaping TD's, $10 - Biggest Heart
6. Doom Diver: The Cunning Stuntman (stej) - played 4 games, $4 - Had one epic cruise missile moment
7. Bomber: Kryten (Lorebass)- played 10 games, $10 - Most likely to change a game
8. Looney: Fawcett Inn Stout (neilwat)- played 9 games, $9 - Fan Favourite
9. Goblin (hired for final game by ClayInfinity) - Dicken Cider - flat $10
10. Goblin: Seymour Butts (Joost) - played 10 games, $10 - Staying Power
11. Goblin: Richard B Lister (stej) - played 9 games, $9 - Trooper
12. Goblin: Buster Highman (rolo)- played 5 games, $5 - Most Unfulfilled Potential
13. Goblin: Porter of Hell (Storr) - final game props: 1$ every foul , 2$ cas, 5$ kill and 5$argued call
14. Goblin:Tenmil Sokhet (Bobs)played 10 games, $10 - Staying Power
15. Goblin: 'Ard Nob (Gnoblar)-played 6 games, $6 - Timely Touchdowns
16. Goblin: Earwax Sculptor (csk73)- played 2 games, $2 - watch out for this guy in the final
Staff to be hired, who and can named and sponsored for a one off donation:
17. Apothecary $3:“Blind†Dr. Unk (“Blind†Dr. Unk) - flat $3 - mostly useless
Past Players:
Superfuzz Bigmuff (jdm) - 1 game played, $1 - Sadly Missed
Poopy Swoop (Storr) - 2 games played, $2 - No Touchdowns - flew too high to the sun
Barry McCockinner (rolo) - 3 games played, $3 - no elves killed, all the ones we played had too much armour
Tipsy Nips (Weresquid) - 4 games played, $4 - did a foul in one game
Fleegle Fluffmuffin (JackassRampant) - 6 games played, $6 - if he had lived, we would have won everything and he would be in the hall of legends now
Smelly Flaps (Weresquid) - 1 game played, $1 - best name
Butt Landing (Storr) - 4 games played, $4 - 10/10 for effort |
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