razmus
Joined: Jun 23, 2017
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Feb 19, 2021 - 19:30 |
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Da Mighty Slann Necromancer Sloss-tti am way to busy to concern Himself wif games right now. Tic, number one toady, fill'n in for now and am here to tell ya Secret League Americas is now recruiting for its 13th season using the Secret League teams envisioned by Garion and company. (Tic patch together information for you for next season!)
The league features hidden treasures to be uncovered in the course of play and/or discord riddles. (Mostly da treasures am found, but just get stolen by teams as the season advances.) We wanna help stunty teams (right stuff preventing tackle and sneaky git = guard on fouls), 'cause us little guys gotta stick together. Mostly, we are just about having some fun with some crazy teams so we do limit the league to only one roster of any particular race. With over 100 rosters to choose from, this shouldn't be an issue to find something to play.
The finals this season feature have PraiseTheOmnissiah's Khainite Assassins squad, Just Another Snake Cult, who were a rookie team at the start of the season are making preparing for thier match against Sigmar1's Daemons of Slaanesh, Ecstasy and Agony who are in the playoff finals yet again. Tic watch game on CabalVision from home though... social distancing even more 'portant when oogly claw-demon things on da pitch.
If you yearn for playing some hot sticky blood bowl in the middle of the Amazonian jungle whilst searching for treasure and glory then this league might be the salve for what ails you!
How to apply:
Established SLA coaches from last season: please confirm by posting in this thread if you are in for Season 13, which team you are going to be playing, and which coast you prefer (in case we do a split).
For new coaches that want to join SLA: please post here, stating which team you intend to play. Note that only 1 team of each race is allowed in SLA at any one time (I will list the currently-taken teams in the second post of this thread). You will be starting off in a Lower Tier division, so you won't have to face the higher-TV abominations right away. (You can find more information on the SLA group page, by clicking on the banner at the top of this post).
Season 13 as soon as we have a good number of teams ready and willing to play which should be sometime in the first half of March.
As Sloss-ti always says: "Join the god🦆 league, or the pygmy gets it! Ribbit!" ;-P Tic say, "We not seen pygmies in long time. Me thinks Sloss-ti eat dey all?" |
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razmus
Joined: Jun 23, 2017
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Feb 19, 2021 - 19:31 |
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Teams that are lined up so far for Season 13.
Format is Teamname (Roster) - Coach - Current Team Weight - East or West Timezone (or Either) -
Returning
Ecstasy and Agony (Daemons of Slaanesh) - Sigmar1 - 2740k - West
[SLA] Purge (Sisters of Sigmar) - captainmalkor - 2170k - East
Keeping Up (Isha) - Uber - 1960k - Undeclared
[SL] Kharry On (Khorne) - EnglishJake - 1840k - Undeclared
Mo's Missiles (Kislev) - motay666 - 1690k - Undeclared
Just Another Snake Cult (Khainite Assassins) - PraiseTheOmnissiah - 1540k - Undeclared
Les Demons des Caribes (Hung) - GotrekSlayer - 1410k
{SLA} Rat Tailed Barn Cats (Clan Eshin) - Phontome - 1350k - Either
(SL) Attack on Titan (Savage Orc) - Rainsford - 1280k - Undeclared
Minotaur Minutemen (Minotaur) - Jogrenaught - 1250k - Eastern
New Teams
Of Coral and Shells (Sea Elf) - Xelron - 1320k - Undeclared
Secret Shananigans (Halflings) - burnsy - 900k - Undeclared
Khergit Khanate Batallion (Araby) - Thresh - 1150k - Undeclared
Sisters of Speed (Avelorn) - Azure - 1100k - Undeclared
Hammer Prod. Legends (Necromantic Horrors) - Azur - 1000k - eastern
Monks of Gangren Abbey (Clan Pestilens) - King_Mad - 1200k - undeclared
[TBD] (Nippon) - Kzarik - []k - undeclared
Montreal Casnakiennez (Snakemen) - knine - 1120k - undeclared
Pulling Bullocks (Kurgan) - Rhumy - 1160k - East
Sequoia Smashers (Giants) - wintergreen13 - 1070k - West
Sailing home with booty
Seekers of Holy Nuffle (Bretonnian) - burnsy87 - 1820k
Out
Only Rugby Backs (Skink) - petalwarfare - 1540k - (no response)
SL Baltimore MonStars (Slaanesh) - Cam1515 - 1370k - (no response)
Kingdom of Ind-iana County(PA) (Kingdom of Ind) - pafootball22 - 1290k - (no response)
Waagh-Street-Boyz SL (Orc) - golum89 - 1150k - (MIA)
[SL] House of Belmont (Witch Hunter) - lonek - 1370k
Athel Loren Arbor (Dryad) - Bazakastine - 2000k
Black Ark Mother Fluffers (Black Ark) - ex-convict - 1780k
[SL] Strong Jaw Bay (Sons of Stromfels) - lonek - 1790k
Grimjaw Jackhammers (Slayer) - Kzarik - 1820k
Bloody Mobsters (Nippon) - GotrekSlayer - 2130k
Bastion of Bronze (Ka-Sabar) - King_Mad - 2050k
Score quick or go home (Sea Elf) - steinerp - 1780k - (withdrew season 12)
Ashenvale Slayers (Dryad) - LeroyBrown - 1000k - (left)
[SLA] Brood of Blood (Witch Elf) - captainmalkor - 1590k (retired)
Caribbean Rhum Drinkers (Beastmen) - Rhumy - 1350k
[SL] Bilbali Blackhearts ♥ (Estalia) - razmus - 1370k (independent)
âš°ï¸Dead Men Walkingâš°ï¸ (Zandri) - razmus - 2130k (may return) |
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razmus
Joined: Jun 23, 2017
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Feb 19, 2021 - 19:41 |
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âš°ï¸Dead Men Walkingâš°ï¸ were on holiday, they're out this season. If someone else doesn't snatch up Zandri, they'll likely come back for some future season.
[SL] Bilbali Blackhearts ♥ leave to make their livings in the open environment.
I anticipate a decrease in free time over the next few months, so will be cutting back in the leagues I actually play for a season or so. (I hope to be back, but it won't be right away.) |
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burnsy87
Joined: Feb 22, 2018
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Feb 19, 2021 - 20:44 |
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The seekers of the holy nuffle will travel back with the scared treasure and secure it. In their place the Secret Shananigans (halflings) will be goingg on a adventure. |
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EnglishJake
Joined: Apr 06, 2007
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Feb 19, 2021 - 21:08 |
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Rhumy
Joined: May 10, 2020
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Feb 19, 2021 - 22:05 |
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The Caribbean Rhum Drinkers will not be back. Goats are available |
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Azur
Joined: Nov 13, 2020
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Feb 19, 2021 - 23:41 |
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If the Eshin Clan or the Khainite Assassins don't come back, have no hesitation to let me know! I'd be more than glad to coach a fresh team from one of those rosters.... if you want a French guy in your American League, of course. |
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Phontome
Joined: Oct 09, 2020
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Feb 20, 2021 - 00:15 |
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Rainsford
Joined: Mar 03, 2007
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Feb 20, 2021 - 02:52 |
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Attack on Titan will be back.
Savage Orcs |
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Uber
Joined: Mar 22, 2004
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Feb 20, 2021 - 18:53 |
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Keeping Up is returning.
(Isha) |
_________________ Recovering FUMBBL addict. |
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motay666
Joined: Mar 06, 2019
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Feb 20, 2021 - 19:19 |
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I'll return with the missiles! |
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Sigmar1
Joined: Aug 13, 2008
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Feb 20, 2021 - 21:50 |
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I'm definately returning, the only question would be whether its with E&A or with my SLA beastmen team, [SL] Drakwald Gorehorns. They've played 3 matches since losing in the playoffs to the [SLA] Purge in Season 10. |
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Thresh
Joined: Apr 12, 2020
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Feb 21, 2021 - 01:50 |
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Sigmar1
Joined: Aug 13, 2008
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Feb 21, 2021 - 02:03 |
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Heya Thresh, welcome to the slaughterhouse...erm, league!
Do you prefer to be in the predominantly East coast (EST) or West coast (PST) time zone? |
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PraiseTheOmnissiah
Joined: Jun 27, 2019
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Feb 21, 2021 - 02:21 |
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Returning assassin’s Ho |
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