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Do you want to have the choice to always pick one of the Hive Mind's two most commen skills?
Yes, it makes team building way more interesting.
17%
 17%  [ 40 ]
No, let's keep it straight and always take the most common skill.
9%
 9%  [ 22 ]
I'm totally fine with either.
5%
 5%  [ 13 ]
I don't like either option.
2%
 2%  [ 6 ]
Resistance is futile.
33%
 33%  [ 77 ]
Can we assimilate pie? It would make being a drone so much more comfortable...
30%
 30%  [ 70 ]
Total Votes : 228


awambawamb



Joined: Feb 17, 2008

Post   Posted: Jul 05, 2023 - 16:37 Reply with quote Back to top

[SWL] Invasion Cube 001 reporting.

An unexpect memory overflow resulted in 1-2 against Orcs.

CAS inflicted: 3.

Damage sustained: Four of Sixteen vaporized, replaced.

Assimilations to report: Nil.

Data added to hive mind: Nil.

Upgrades: Two of Sixteen learned Block.

Report logged.

Resistance is Futile. You will be assimilated.

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MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Jun 17, 2024 - 06:27 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting (been out a while undergoing a refit).

The 28th mission was a successful (2-1) raid on a Chaos squadron.

CAS inflicted: 2

Damage sustained: Three of Sixteen suffered complete failure and will be replaced. Ten of Sixteen will require minor repairs and will miss the next raid. Eleven of sixteen had a leg severed and will be recycled.

Assimilations to report: Nil.

Data added to hive mind: Nil.

Upgrades: 15 of 16 obtained Guard; 8 of 16 obtained frenzy; 6 of 16 obtained tackle.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen again.
ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Jun 17, 2024 - 10:07
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League Invasion Cube 003.2 reporting. This Cube has been stationed above the Tazman Sea where it observes activities in the Southern Wastes and Deserted Isles.

2023-01-02 Deserted Isles
Enemy force: Undead
Defeat 0 - 3
Subject Assimilation: None
No Data added to the Hive Mind
Damage: Fourteen of Sixteen – Broken Arm (-PA)
Notes: -
Full report has been logged

2023-01-03 Deserted Isles
Enemy force: Underworld
Victory 1 - 0
Subject Assimilation: None
No Data added to the Hive Mind
Damage: None
Notes: -
Full report has been logged

2024-05-20 Deserted Isles
Enemy force: Orc
Victory 1 - 0
Subject Assimilation: None
No Data added to the Hive Mind
Damage: Thirteen of Sixteen – Serious Injury (NI)
Notes: -
Full report has been logged

2024-05-25 Deserted Isles
Enemy force: Gnome
Victory 2 - 0
Subject Assimilation: None
No Data added to the Hive Mind
Damage: Nine of Sixteen – Dead (RIP)
Eleven of Sixteen – Serious Injury (NI)
Notes: -
Full report has been logged

2024-05-27 Deserted Isles
Enemy force: Wood Elf
Victory 2 - 1
Subject Assimilation: None
No Data added to the Hive Mind
Damage: Eight of Sixteen – Dead (RIP)
Notes: -
Full report has been logged

2024-06-01 Deserted Isles
Enemy force: Chaos Renegade
Victory 2 - 0
Subject Assimilation: None
No Data added to the Hive Mind
Damage: Six of Sixteen – Serious Injury (NI)
Seven of Sixteen – Head Injury (-AV)
Twelve of Sixteen – Dislocated Shoulder (-ST)
Notes: -
Full report has been logged

2024-06-10 Deserted Isles
Enemy force: Imperial Nobility
Victory 2 - 0
Subject Assimilation: Imperial Retainer Lineman
Fend added to the Hive Mind
Damage: None
Notes: Enemy apothecary appeared to try to attempt to aid assimilation of subject Ogre. Smashed Knee, option to change to Assimilation. We are deceived. Resistance is Futile.
Full report has been logged

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subject Imperial Retainer Lineman "Monsieur Dune" added to the body bank
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Jun 18, 2024 - 11:28 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting.

The 29th mission was a disastrous (0-3) raid on a rat infested squadron.

CAS inflicted: 5

Damage sustained: Four of Sixteen was seversly damaged and will miss the next raid. Five of Sixteen suffered complete failure and will be replaced. Six of Sixteen has a mangled arm, but will be repaired, albeit with some permanent damage. Twelve of Sixteen suffered a permanent injury and will be recycled.

Assimilations to report: Nil.

Data added to hive mind: Nil.

Upgrades: Nine of Sixteen acquired Kick

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen again.
ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Jun 18, 2024 - 20:39
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Kick?
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Jun 22, 2024 - 00:16 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting.

The 30th mission was a failed raid (0-1) on 'Basic Blitzers' Human squadron. Warning to all Cubes - we strongly suspect this Human squadron is employing cyberwarfare as our armour seemed to drain in direct proportion to the strength of their armour.... very strange results!

CAS inflicted: 0 (in fact, not a single removal on 45 blocks)

Damage sustained: Seven of Sixteen suffered a minor permanent injury and will be replaced. Fifteen of Sixteen suffered a minor permanent injury and will miss the next raid.

Assimilations to report: Nil.

Data added to hive mind: Nil.

Upgrades: Nil (For Cube whomever you are that queried Kick - look at the rules - it's permitted under the flow chart once all other primary skills are achieved).

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen again.
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Jun 22, 2024 - 04:19 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting.

The 31st mission was a failed raid (1-1) on an Amazon squadron.

CAS inflicted: 1 (a weapons failure trend has been detected - recalibrating!)

Damage sustained: Seven of Sixteen suffered a minor permanent injury and will be replaced (yet again). Eight of Sixteen suffered a minor injury and will miss the next raid.

Assimilations to report: Nil (....been a while...).

Data added to hive mind: Nil.

Upgrades: Two of Sixteen gained dauntless and 13 of 16 gained jump up.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen again.
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Jun 24, 2024 - 04:03 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting.

The 32nd mission was a failed raid (0-2) on an Undead squadron.

CAS inflicted: 1

Damage sustained: Fifteen of Sixteen suffered another minor permanent injury and will miss the next raid.

Assimilations to report: Nil (....been a while...).

Data added to hive mind: Nil.

Upgrades: Nil.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen again.
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Jun 24, 2024 - 04:13 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting.

The 33rd mission was a successful raid (2-0) on a Renegade squadron (non Borg).

CAS inflicted: 5 (finally got weapons properly calibrated)

Damage sustained: Three of Sixteen suffered a minor permanent injury and will be replaced. Eleven of Sixteen was vaporized and will be replaced.

Assimilations to report: Ogre Kaaos Slagfist.

Data added to hive mind: Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate.

Upgrades: Nil.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen again.
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Jun 25, 2024 - 05:04 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting.

The 34th mission was a successful raid (1-0) on an Imperial squadron that was forced to beat a hasty retreat due to extensive losses.

CAS inflicted: 3, plus two cowards that went AWOL after the battle and have not been seen again, may they die in shame.

Damage sustained: Nil

Assimilations to report: Damian Tabithi

Data added to hive mind: Stand Firm, Wrestle, Guard.

Upgrades: Twelve of Sixteen gained Block. Fifteen of Sixteen gained Stand Firm (due to communications breakdown with High Command, Cube 003 ascertained that the next primary skill for a strength soldier would be Stand Firm - due to being added to the hive mind on this raid).

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen again.
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Jul 03, 2024 - 07:32 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting.

The 35th mission was an unsuccessful raid (0-1) on a non-Borg Renegade squadron.

CAS inflicted: 2.

Damage sustained: One of Sixteen suffered a severely damaged leg. He will miss the next raid and will be hobbled thereafter (but he will be retained due to his highly skilled nature). Five of Sixteen was severely damaged and was recycled. Fifteen of Sixteen yet again suffered major damage and will miss the next raid (Fifteen is showing signs of instability.... the Hive wonders how long he will survive).

Assimilations to report: nil

Data added to hive mind: Nil.

Upgrades: Nil.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen again.
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Jul 03, 2024 - 13:23 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting.

The 36th mission was an unsuccessful raid (0-2) on an undead squadron.

CAS inflicted: 3.

Damage sustained: Nil of consequence. All units reporting functional for the next raid.

Assimilations to report: nil

Data added to hive mind: Nil.

Upgrades: Fourteen of Sixteen attained Guard.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen again.
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Jul 04, 2024 - 00:34 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting.

Red Alert! Red Alert! The 37th mission was a complete disaster (0-2) vs an elf squadron that had some magical powers whereby our firepower was rendered useless in direct proportion to their destructive weaponry - it was ugly.

CAS inflicted: 2.

Damage sustained: Damaged and missing the next raid: Two, Six, Nine, Ten, and as usual, Fifteen of Sixteen (who appears to be on the point of complete failure).

Assimilations to report: nil

Data added to hive mind: Nil.

Upgrades: Nil.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen again.
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Jul 04, 2024 - 04:04 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting.

The 38th mission was a successful raid on a Khorne squadron (2-0).

CAS inflicted: 4.

Damage sustained: Nil

Assimilations to report: Nil

Data added to hive mind: Nil.

Upgrades: Three of Sixteen attained Block.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen again.
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Jul 08, 2024 - 00:39 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting.

The 39th mission was an unsuccessful raid on a non-Cube Renegade squadron (1-1).

CAS inflicted: 2.

Damage sustained: Eight of Sixteen sustained repairable damage but will miss the next raid.

Assimilations to report: Nil

Data added to hive mind: Nil.

Upgrades: Nil.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen again.
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