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Synn



Joined: Dec 13, 2004

Post 21 Posted: Feb 26, 2008 - 18:20 Reply with quote Back to top

Attention all denizens of FUMBBL. A major scandal has rocked the BloodBowl world today as a member of the Karak Norn Intelligence Service has submitted a detailed report to the Ulthuan Invitational Competition Committee.

As the report aledges, there is evidence that for the past two years, Dark Elves have been circumnavigating the rules about registration and as such have been allowed to compete in the qualifiers held on the island of Uluthan (Light).

The "Karak Report" as it is being known, includes a list of all known Dark Elf teams competiting on the BloodBowl Ranked circuit. What this means for the upcoming Ulthuan Invitational remains to be seen.

We promise to keep you updated on this huge scandal.

__Synn
Emphasy



Joined: Jun 14, 2004

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2008 - 18:22 Reply with quote Back to top

JEBUS!! Punish Teh DARKIES!!!!
Leijonet



Joined: Jul 01, 2006

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2008 - 18:33 Reply with quote Back to top

Sneaky darkies eh? Who would have thought?!? Burn them! Burn them all!

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runreallyfast



Joined: Sep 08, 2006

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2008 - 18:37 Reply with quote Back to top

Entarion Shiningbright Ulthuan, a spokesman for the High Council of Uluthan, has denied any possible wrongdoing in past seedings, but promised to see about forming a steering committee to look into the matter of appointing a qualified elven noble to investigate the matter.

He stressed, however, that the Uluthan Council could not be expected to act on the mere word of a dwarf, and that it was absurd to suppose that high elves were not far more qualified than any dwarf, however diligent, in determining who was worthy to set foot on the sacred isle.
spubbbba



Joined: Jul 31, 2006

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2008 - 18:44 Reply with quote Back to top

I'd go 1 stage further.

Take Dwarfs and Ogres (who are neutral rather than evil) out of Dark and swap them into light whilst taking Dark Elves out of light and putting them in dark.

That way there would be 10 races in light and 11 in Dark.

From a fluff point of view the current split makes no sense, and if it's supposed to be "Bashy" and "Fragile" then Goblins skaven and vamps should be really be in light.

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JanMattys



Joined: Feb 29, 2004

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2008 - 18:47 Reply with quote Back to top

I signed the petition too.
If I made some mistake, please some wiki freak edit it for me.

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Meech



Joined: Sep 15, 2005

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2008 - 18:49 Reply with quote Back to top

THIS JUST IN!!!!

Spubbbba Proposes Vampires and only Vampires move to the light division.

Quote:

vamps should be really be in light.

EVIDENCE!!

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Andrelas



Joined: Aug 02, 2007

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2008 - 18:50 Reply with quote Back to top

Meech wrote:
THIS JUST IN!!!!

Spubbbba Proposes Vampires and only Vampires move to the light division.

Quote:

vamps should be really be in light.

EVIDENCE!!


Light? Hmm a Vamp at sunlight..
Skolopender



Joined: Jun 17, 2006

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2008 - 18:54 Reply with quote Back to top

Goblins should be swapped with the Flings. Cheaper on the food budget... We live of scraps!

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DreadClaw



Joined: Nov 17, 2003

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2008 - 18:57 Reply with quote Back to top

Signed, sealed, Delivered. Darkies are dark. They deserve to linger in the dark side of UI.

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f_alk



Joined: Sep 30, 2005

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2008 - 18:57 Reply with quote Back to top

Dwarves into Light, Darkies into Dark!
PeteW



Joined: Aug 05, 2005

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2008 - 19:03 Reply with quote Back to top

[17:45] *** Now talking to Synn
[17:45] <Synn> yo
[17:45] Synn is Synn@c-98-212-230-90.hsd1.il.comcast.net DrFoul
[17:45] Synn on #WhiteIsle #loa #Fumbbl
[17:45] Synn using *.fumbbl.com FumbblNet
[17:45] <Synn> i need you
[17:45] <Synn> badly
[17:45] <Synn> Very Happy
[17:45] <Synn> http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&p=292379#292379
[17:45] <Synn> my next piece of evidence....
[17:45] <Synn> is your confession as a prior winner of the UI and the XFL darkies
[17:46] <Synn> i need you to admit you cheated by entering as high elves in the UI

I honestly have no idea what the crazy yank is on about...

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shadow46x2



Joined: Nov 22, 2003

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2008 - 19:03 Reply with quote Back to top

*yawn*

--j

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pac



Joined: Oct 03, 2005

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2008 - 19:05 Reply with quote Back to top

PeteW wrote:
I honestly have no idea what the crazy yank is on about...

Denial is the first stage …

… but the interrogation techniques of the Dwarves of Karak Norn will have the truth from you soon!

Fetch the comfy chair!
Borgen



Joined: Sep 06, 2005

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2008 - 19:12 Reply with quote Back to top

This is just a ploy by those who have played and lost to the mighty dark elves and/or coach a dwarf team. Stop this racist fearmongering now!!

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