ramchop
Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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DIBBL Season 30 Awards
Before I got my crayons out again for the S26 awards I'd cycled through the first 12 seasons of the awards. Poor season 13 Rhodonite got missed, so here it is again.
Champion
 Short-Work (Grimr)
Runner-up:
 DIBBL Kids - tussock
The Fern
  Mathui Hyza (i don't think phill likes me) 30 spp*
The Ball
  Blossom Blackfoot (Downstairs Operation) 9 TD*
The Cosh
  Oscar (Brains Trust) 15 Cas
The Hook
  Mac Ljonnin (Donuts Gonuts) 9 Cps
The Butt
 Playoff tiebreaker 2 players on 80 Blocks
The Tiki
 Playoff tiebreaker 6 players on 112 turns
The Boot
 Playoff tiebreaker 2 players on 17 Fouls
The Hen
  Catchsican't (Norsican'ts) 222 Rush yards
The Buzzybee
  Iovain Bolthorn (i don't think phill likes me) 20 Pass yards
The Muss
 Oscar (Brains Trust) 28cas/100blocks
The Seagull
  Paco Picopiedra (Downstairs Operation) 4.7 Pass/Cp
DIBBL Season 30: Team Achievements
Stars (129spp) Oldheim Ironguts
Touchdowns (17) Norsican'ts
Casualties (38) Oldheim Ironguts
Rushing Yards (312) Norsican'ts
Completions (10) i don't think phill likes me
Fouls (54) Mighty Crud-Creek Nosepickers
Blocks (344) Thinking Man’s Push Factory
Passing Yards (39) i don't think phill likes me
Cas/100blocks (12.3) Oldheim Ironguts
Yards per Pass (3.9) i don't think phill likes me
Kills (?) one day, maybe
* decided by playoff tiebreaker |
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ramchop
Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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DIBBL Season 31 Awards
Three forfeits in a season? Unacceptable. For that, the s31 awards are moulded out of cow pat. Stick them out in the sun to dry out if you want the smell to go away.
Champion
Norsican'ts - lolvenom
Runner-up:
 Thinking Man’s Push Factory - Kransky
The Fern
 Catchsican't (Norsican'ts) 59 spp
The Ball
 Catchsican't (Norsican'ts) 19 TD
The Cosh
  Evelyn Giga (Death on a Pale Horse) 15 Cas
The Hook
 Marrow-Gnawer (Takenuma Lurkers) 11 Cps
The Butt
  Uriah Crapper (Downstairs Operation) 65 Blocks
The Tiki
 Marty (Brains Trust) 95 turns
The Boot
  Lord Borak the Despoiler (We make fun times!) 31 Fouls
The Hen
 Catchsican't (Norsican'ts) 238 Rush yards
The Buzzybee
 Marrow-Gnawer (Takenuma Lurkers) 65 Pass yards
The Muss
  Tzar Hiskt (Takenuma Lurkers) and  Tripsican't (Norsican'ts)37cas/100blocks*
The Seagull
 Marrow-Gnawer (Takenuma Lurkers) 5.9 Pass/Cp
DIBBL Season 31: Team Achievements
Stars (127spp) Norsican'ts
Touchdowns (21) Norsican'ts
Casualties (33) Death on a Pale Horses
Rushing Yards (295) Norsican'ts
Completions (12) Takenuma Lurkers
Fouls (41) Mighty Crud-Creek Nosepickers
Blocks (288) 4 ft 9'ers (DIBBL)
Passing Yards (71) Takenuma Lurkers
Cas/100blocks (16.8) Mighty Crud-Creek Nosepickers
Yards per Cp (5.9) Takenuma Lurkers
Kills (?) one day, maybe
* decided by playoff tiebreaker |
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ramchop
Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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DIBBL Season 32 Awards
Bloody West Islanders jumping the ditch and winning everything? Well, I for one am sick of it! Let's sacrifice an Aussie pest to Nuffle and see if it changes our fortunes. This seasons awards were crafted from possum fur.
Champion
 Putrid Choir - JPM
Runner-up:
Norsican'ts - lolvenom
The Fern
 Louis Eorinn (Warpstone Revival) 27 spp
The Ball
 Louis Eorinn (Warpstone Revival) 9 TD
The Cosh
  bigbullies III (DIBBL Kids) 12 Cas*
The Hook
  Hans Schindler (Swiss Idol) 8 Cps
The Butt
  bigbullies III (DIBBL Kids) 62 Blocks
The Tiki
  Parts in the mail (Mi No Here Right Now) 112 turns
The Boot
  Bella Ludokrin (Warpstone Revival) 24 Fouls
The Hen
 Louis Eorinn (Warpstone Revival) 159 Rush yards*
The Buzzybee
 Zion Hosage (Warpstone Revival) 12 Pass yards
The Muss
  Kapricola Khorgacha (Khornish Kold Kuts) 30cas/100blocks*
The Seagull
 Zion Hosage (Warpstone Revival) 2.4 Pass/Cp
DIBBL Season 32: Team Achievements
Stars (128spp) Da Sexy Buggerz
Touchdowns (13) Eternal Lies
Casualties (35) Da Sexy Buggerz
Rushing Yards (227) Khornish Kold Kuts
Completions (8) Swiss Idol
Fouls (49) Mighty Crud-Creek Nosepickers
Blocks (328) Khornish Kold Kuts
Passing Yards (12) Warpstone Revival
Cas/100blocks (11.1) Da Sexy Buggerz
Yards per Cp (2.4) Warpstone Revival
Kills (?) one day, maybe
* decided by playoff tiebreaker |
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ramchop
Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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DIBBL Season 33 Awards
Last season awards celebrated a great Aussie pest, the possum. But then, to everyone's surprise, a West Islander didn't win it. Just a resident West Islander, with an accent of a West Islander. What sounds like a pukeho, is a.... kiwi!
In celebration of JPM's great victory last season, let's use the plummage of a great Australian immigrant, the swamp hen for our awards this season.
Champion
 Eternal Lies - D_Arquebus
Runner-up:
 Nightmare on Nottingham Street - MasterDebater
The Fern
 Catchsican't (Norsican'ts) 39 spp
The Ball
 Catchsican't (Norsican'ts) 13 TD
The Cosh
  Wrestlican't (Norsican'ts) 12 Cas
The Hook
  Jimmy Cowan (Southland Stags) 11 Cps
The Butt
  Site Foreman (Thinking Man’s Push Factory) 60 Blocks
The Tiki
  Magik Mike (Da Sexy Buggerz) 97 turns*
The Boot
  Malakoff de Vinzel (Swiss Idol) 25 Fouls
The Hen
 Catchsican't (Norsican'ts) 246 Rush yards
The Buzzybee
  Mages Star (Jank, Jank, Splat!!) 40 Pass yards
The Muss
 Lonersican't (Norsican'ts) 43cas/100blocks*
The Seagull
 Mages Star (Jank, Jank, Splat!!) 4.4 Pass/Cp
DIBBL Season 32: Team Achievements
Stars (137spp) Norsican'ts
Touchdowns (19) Norsican'ts
Casualties (27) Thinking Man’s Push Factory
Rushing Yards (275) Norsican'ts
Completions (12) Southland Stags & Jank, Jank, Splat!!
Fouls (36) Swiss Idol
Blocks (301) Da Sexy Buggerz
Passing Yards (42) Jank, Jank, Splat!!
Cas/100blocks (9.1) Thinking Man’s Push Factory
Yards per Cp (3.5) Jank, Jank, Splat!!
Kills (?) one day, maybe
* decided by playoff tiebreaker |
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ramchop
Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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Season 33 - D_Arquebus
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ramchop
Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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DIBBL Season 34 Awards
It's winter, it's cold. Snuggle up to your nearest sheep, or your nearest woolly award.
Champion
TBA
Runner-up:
TBA
The Fern
  Daniella Fileesh (Terry's Thumpers) 31 Spp*
The Ball
  Deceitful (Eternal Lies) 10 TD*
The Cosh
 Rosalie Sabo (Surf n Turf (dibbl)) 10 Cas
The Hook
 Marrow-Gnawer (Takenuma Lurkers) 11 Cps
The Butt
  Hilda Penzance (Blackwater City Coven) 74 Blocks
The Tiki
 Hilda Penzance (Blackwater City Coven) 114 turns
The Boot
  Lord Borak the Despoiler (We make fun times!) 61 Fouls
The Hen
  Manny Manhandler (Thinking Man’s Push Factory) 186 Rush yards
The Buzzybee
 Marrow-Gnawer (Takenuma Lurkers) 82 Pass yards
The Muss
  Juliana Tark (Warpstone Revival) 23cas/100blocks*
The Seagull
 Marrow-Gnawer (Takenuma Lurkers) 7.5 Pass/Cp
DIBBL Season 34: Team Achievements
Stars (122spp) Thinking Man’s Push Factory
Touchdowns (20) Reroll Reroll Reroll
Casualties (30) Thinking Man’s Push Factory
Rushing Yards (305) Undercity Unlikeables!
Completions (12) Takenuma Lurkers
Fouls (82) We make fun times!
Blocks (353) Moera Blokkatronik Orkestra
Passing Yards (84) Takenuma Lurkers
Cas/100blocks (10.6) Thinking Man’s Push Factory
Yards per Cp (7.0) Takenuma Lurkers
Kills (?) one day, maybe
* decided by playoff tiebreaker |
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