poweraxis
Joined: Jun 22, 2004
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Jun 28, 2004 - 22:10 |
 
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(A BAD DAY OF BLOODBOWL)
You know its been a bad day when:
After a treeman blocks you, you wake up in the hospital waiting for surgery to remove a squirrel from your anus...
Got a joke about bloodbowl you made up or heard? Add it to this string.
And please keep it clean... |
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DropDeadFred
Joined: Mar 05, 2004
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Jun 28, 2004 - 22:16 |
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whats next, poweraxis, juggling?  |
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Aequitas
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jun 28, 2004 - 22:56 |
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"Keep it clean"... funny, considering the anus joke. |
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Trekamp
Joined: Dec 15, 2003
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Jun 28, 2004 - 23:00 |
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What a nice post, I have no ranting or words to correct or anything:)
/runs off into the sunset and leaves the bitching to all the others |
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DropDeadFred
Joined: Mar 05, 2004
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Jun 28, 2004 - 23:02 |
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Waves Trekamp Off, |
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ozjesting
Joined: Jan 27, 2004
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Jun 29, 2004 - 04:01 |
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While I agree the "squrril in the anus" punchline sits on the edge of the "clean joke" boundry...I would also argue (from a joke construction point of view) that it isn't in keeping with Blood Bowl either. While squirrles may run around in trees in other worlds one rarely hears about them in this one. I would suggest it should have been a Halfling in the anus or perhaps a wood elf lineman to keep the joke "whole" as we call it in the world of stand-up. Just a proffessional tip  |
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banana_fish900
Joined: Oct 13, 2003
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Jun 29, 2004 - 04:39 |
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I don't know any jokes but I do know a little magic.
Nothing up my sleeves, now watch me pull this squirrel out of my . . . |
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Wallace
Joined: May 26, 2004
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Jun 29, 2004 - 04:40 |
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You know you're having a bad day when....
Your minotaur becomes a steer after a particularly vicious block from a blitzer with 'strip ball'. |
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ClayInfinity
Joined: Aug 15, 2003
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Jun 29, 2004 - 04:51 |
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Well ozjesting, you're the only man I know ever to have worked the impossibility of an AG4 Treeman and a Wardancer into a live stand up routine... sure the audience (other than us blood bowlers) had no idea what you were going on about, but you had us in stitches... |
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poweraxis
Joined: Jun 22, 2004
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Jun 30, 2004 - 19:37 |
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you know, the halfling in the anus would be funnier...
the squirrel was just so the non-bloodbowl players would get it...
<<<<juggles a couple of flings as he walks out of the room. |
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Glomp
Joined: Jan 04, 2004
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Jun 30, 2004 - 19:45 |
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This is the most painfull thing I have ever experienced and probably will ever experience err ever
Stop now before this thread runs forever
Think of the children!  |
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Xychu
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jun 30, 2004 - 20:13 |
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listen to inquisitorpustus! he knows a lot about female squirrels |
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Glomp
Joined: Jan 04, 2004
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Jun 30, 2004 - 20:20 |
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Although xychu has exceptionally good comedy timing listen to him.
Just don't look at his avatar brrr |
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AvatarDM
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jun 30, 2004 - 21:07 |
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| inquisitorpustus wrote: | Although xychu has exceptionally good comedy timing listen to him.
Just don't look at his avatar brrr |
Are you talking abount me? |
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Xychu
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jun 30, 2004 - 21:08 |
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No I think he talks about Osaka. |
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