Stevie
Joined: Jun 16, 2004
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Jun 30, 2004 - 21:52 |
 
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AvatarDM
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jun 30, 2004 - 21:56 |
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| Xychu wrote: | | No I think he talks about Osaka. |
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stargzrrag
Joined: Jun 10, 2004
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Jun 30, 2004 - 22:24 |
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Do you mean - Ecchi nano waikenai omoimasu? |
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Glomp
Joined: Jan 04, 2004
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Jun 30, 2004 - 22:28 |
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Heh how confusing  |
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Tank
Joined: Sep 06, 2003
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Jul 01, 2004 - 13:02 |
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Confucius Say,
Man with only one leg,
Shall spend lifetime, Walking in circles.  |
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Stevie
Joined: Jun 16, 2004
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Jul 01, 2004 - 13:07 |
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Surely it would be more of a hoping action in circles... I mean you cant walk with 1 leg right?? Well unless you got a "kick Stand" or somat... |
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Tank
Joined: Sep 06, 2003
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Jul 01, 2004 - 13:19 |
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Confucius ALSO Say,
Man who ridicule fine proverb,
shall have sexual organ lacated in the lower abdomial area,
"GENTLY" removed by a homicidal, rabid troll.  |
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Stevie
Joined: Jun 16, 2004
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Jul 01, 2004 - 13:26 |
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Did he mention anything about rashes? |
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Tank
Joined: Sep 06, 2003
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Jul 01, 2004 - 13:28 |
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Q: Why did the three blond amozonians jump from the highest tree they could find?
A: They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings. |
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Tank
Joined: Sep 06, 2003
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Jul 01, 2004 - 14:02 |
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Confucius say,
Man who scratches rash on ass
should not bite fingernails.
"Secretary not permanent fixture until
screwed on top of desk." |
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Wotfudboy
Joined: Feb 17, 2004
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Jul 01, 2004 - 15:08 |
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Q: What's pink, stands erect at about 3 feet tall, and gets handled by Big Guys?
A: A halfling of course...
Not funny, and clean if you don't understand it!... it's only as dirty as your mind! |
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Tank
Joined: Sep 06, 2003
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Jul 09, 2004 - 12:45 |
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Boycott sham-poo! Demand the REAL poo!
667...The neighbour of the beast.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Tank
Joined: Sep 06, 2003
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Jul 09, 2004 - 12:57 |
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
Shinbone: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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Mnemok
Joined: Feb 11, 2004
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Jul 09, 2004 - 13:11 |
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Real funny JaGuAr 5.
Keep it coming, laughing here on the top. |
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Tank
Joined: Sep 06, 2003
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Jul 09, 2004 - 13:35 |
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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass he found the following note on his door:
Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
There are 10 commandments, not 12.
There are 12 disciples, not 10.
Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and Spook.
David slew Goliath, he did not kick the **** out of him.
When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
We do not refer to the cross as the big T!
When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say ,"Eat me."
The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the "Mary with the cherry."
The reccomended grace before a meal is not:"Rub-Adub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God."
Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's. |
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