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PurpleChest



Joined: Oct 25, 2003

Post   Posted: Jul 24, 2020 - 00:41
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There was a young halfling named Paul,
Who had no talent for playing the ball,
But he had a neat trick
Of a quick dirty kick
To any player that lay down at all.

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I am a barbarian here because i am not understood by anyone
gamelsetlmatch



Joined: Mar 05, 2013

Post   Posted: Jul 24, 2020 - 01:20 Reply with quote Back to top

no vote? ..lol =)

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Wuhan



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Jul 24, 2020 - 04:34 Reply with quote Back to top

There once was a high elf named Prince,
He had a talent for piling on since,
He got caught in a dispute,
with a zombie's big boot.
Now he's formally known as the Prince.
Gozer_the_Gozerian



Joined: May 30, 2015

Post   Posted: Jul 24, 2020 - 04:48 Reply with quote Back to top

There once was a website named FUMBBL
Whose playerbase started to crumble
Then the pandemic broke
And a host of new folk
Invaded this website called FUMBBL

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jdm



Joined: Nov 30, 2011

Post   Posted: Jul 24, 2020 - 07:12 Reply with quote Back to top

When skilling up dwarfs you may find
rolling a double brings to mind
certain odd skills. How about leap,
sidestep, sprint, or sure feet?
Only guard will help in a bind.

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Happy_Amateur



Joined: Jan 14, 2019

Post   Posted: Jul 24, 2020 - 08:03 Reply with quote Back to top

There once was a coach, Purplechest
who thought he knew poetry best
but haikus will win
his limericks are sin,
and belong in the bin with the rest
The_Great_Gobbo



Joined: Aug 04, 2014

Post   Posted: Jul 24, 2020 - 08:13 Reply with quote Back to top

If it's cloudy and rainy all day,
And you have time to while away,
A jigsaw is fun,
Just not up your bum,
They tend to get smelly that way.
Endrophil



Joined: Nov 16, 2015

Post   Posted: Jul 24, 2020 - 08:21 Reply with quote Back to top

There once were the people who fought
that a goblin with saw was THE thought
but the good people know
that most games he will blow
which is why he should never be bought.
JanMattys



Joined: Feb 29, 2004

Post   Posted: Jul 24, 2020 - 08:36 Reply with quote Back to top

The elf made the right decision
And dodged left to avoid a collision
With a mass of muscle and bone
But failed the gfi to the endzone
Live on Cabalvision

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C0ddlefish



Joined: Sep 17, 2019

Post   Posted: Jul 24, 2020 - 08:42 Reply with quote Back to top

The race for the Trophy was on
The target to beat 91
Could an Underworld boost
Ensure Storr catches Joost
And will his score break a ton?
jori3641



Joined: Jan 17, 2015

Post   Posted: Jul 24, 2020 - 11:58 Reply with quote Back to top

There was a fierce coach from Tjörn*
that got an unexpected end to his turn
He wanted to deal some hits
but quad-skulled the blitz
He still has got things to learn

*=a very important swedish island.
Muff2n



Joined: May 20, 2017

Post   Posted: Jul 24, 2020 - 12:31 Reply with quote Back to top

This elven chick's a little s**t,
Who's survived far too many hits.
The ghastly catcher leapt,
A flying intercept,
Which prompted a brisk raging quit.

There was a old knight called Sir Bores,
Who'd dipped his wick in all the whores.
He was awfully boring,
With ear shattering snoring.
So he can't find a wife no mores.

There was an elf called Trash Man Terry,
Who played like he'd been on the sherry.
His team mates were all
dead,
And it got in his head;
The changing rooms not at all merry.

There was a dumb toll named Squeezle,
Who threw goblins around and drank diesel.
If not being smart,
Was a form of art,
The blood bowl pitch is his easel.


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PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Jul 24, 2020 - 12:44 Reply with quote Back to top

Nice. I was waiting for this thread. Some good contributions so far. Limericks should be rude though eh? Here's mine:

There was a young gobbo named bob
who liked to play with his knob
he was having a perv
at the elven reserves
and now he's out of a job
jori3641



Joined: Jan 17, 2015

Post   Posted: Jul 24, 2020 - 13:28 Reply with quote Back to top

There was an apo from Reikland
Whose abilities wasn´t that grand
He said: What the heck,
if I am breaking a neck.
I´m fixing a smashed hand.
The_Great_Gobbo



Joined: Aug 04, 2014

Post   Posted: Jul 25, 2020 - 09:37 Reply with quote Back to top

It's really no fun at all
when a squirrel runs off with your ball
up in a tree
it smiles with glee
as your practice turns into a brawl
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