Quadros
Joined: Jul 09, 2006
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Jul 23, 2006 - 16:40 |
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Lupin Croop, (un)inspirational captain of the Halfling squad Team UltraPro, has passed away, aged 48.
The player, who won the captaincy of the team in a side bet at a cock fight, achieved very little in his mundane career, and during a match against Faries managed to slip from Barry the Treeman's hand and dash his substandard brains out on a discarded iron codpiece.
Croop leaves behind a plot of Turnips, and an unpleasent odour in the UltraPro Changing rooms. |
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