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2021-02-03 07:03:53
11 votes, rating 5.9
11 votes, rating 5.9
Settra Furious After KPL Finals Feature Partially Undessicated Teams
Anuphaton, commissioner of the Khemri Premier League, has been sacked and tossed into an active volcano after the fiasco that was the Season 8 KPL Final.
Though the game itself was a back and forth nail-biter with blood, bones, and plenty more, King Settra was disgusted by the high amount of passing in the game, which he found un-Khemri-like.
As he began to look more attentively, it appeared to him that many players were not quite dessicated, and he now suspects that vampires have taken a hold of KPL up to its highest levels. King Settra is of course mistaken. Anphaton, before his forced volcano-side vacation, released a statement denouncing these spurious rumors. "By denouncing these players as vampires, Tomb King Settra demeans the impressive passing achievements of his skeletal players". There is no evidence that Vampires have infiltrated the KPL - it would be impossible for Lahmian Vampires to control such a powerful sport body with no one noticing.
In other news, Tomb King Settra is reportedly please at the progress made in combating the dust goblin plague, and will soon award a throne of bones made of the dead goblins, and also of the bones of the former commissioner Anuphaton, who we are told will not be needing them in the future.
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Though the game itself was a back and forth nail-biter with blood, bones, and plenty more, King Settra was disgusted by the high amount of passing in the game, which he found un-Khemri-like.
As he began to look more attentively, it appeared to him that many players were not quite dessicated, and he now suspects that vampires have taken a hold of KPL up to its highest levels. King Settra is of course mistaken. Anphaton, before his forced volcano-side vacation, released a statement denouncing these spurious rumors. "By denouncing these players as vampires, Tomb King Settra demeans the impressive passing achievements of his skeletal players". There is no evidence that Vampires have infiltrated the KPL - it would be impossible for Lahmian Vampires to control such a powerful sport body with no one noticing.
In other news, Tomb King Settra is reportedly please at the progress made in combating the dust goblin plague, and will soon award a throne of bones made of the dead goblins, and also of the bones of the former commissioner Anuphaton, who we are told will not be needing them in the future.
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Comments
Posted by DrClaes on 2021-02-03 07:20:04
My KPL lads had big problems with those suspected bloodsuckers during the season. Hope to see new.... "blood" .... in the next season. More fouling! More spiked ball casualties! More mayhem!
Posted by CroixFer on 2021-02-03 10:07:07
Settra´s kingdom is banished after End of times. We are missing updated fluff here :P
Posted by snorkelwanted on 2021-02-03 10:21:49
Full testing needs to be done before games. Any player with a water content over 0.1% to be thrown to the crowd.
Posted by HouseBlackfyre on 2021-02-03 17:08:20
Team Zandri Dust would like to remind the victors (and all KPL teams really) to celebrate responsibly, lest your recent successes go up in a fireball when a bus full of your revelers careens off a cliff. Meanwhile, we will be back in our training camp further installing a spread khemri offense for next season we like to call "basketball on sand," and creating art installation pieces with all the dust goblins we bagged last season.
KPL for (un)life.
KPL for (un)life.
Posted by Dutys_Fist on 2021-02-03 17:27:29
No, CroixFer, we're just living in the Glorious Past :P
I do think that in the BB World, the End Times never happened though.
I do think that in the BB World, the End Times never happened though.