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2017-03-05 15:25:56
14 votes, rating 5.9
14 votes, rating 5.9
* * * Did you know? The Nuffle Blasphemer's Association
"Not all Blood Bowlers out there love and worship Nuffle. There are a few out
there who dislike him and curse his name. The Nuffle Blasphemer's Association
(NBA) was started by upset coach when his star player unexpectedly died in the
league semi-final. With the game on the line, Sig "the Butcher” Thundersmack
was sprinting toward the end zone for the winning touchdown when he seemed
to trip over the goal line itself resulting in his neck being broken. The opposition
was able to recover the ball and pull off an unbelievable scoring play that sent
them to the league final instead. The coach cursed Nuffle for his fickleness and
started up the NBA, which has grown over the years to include a number of
players and coaches who have become disenchanted with Nuffle. You may see
them at Blood Bowl games in their long black robes holding up signs denouncing
the Blood Bowl god. Most people consider them a bunch of complete wackos
and tend to ignore them."
Taken from LRB 6.0 page 31. To all of them coaches who do feel bad about how Nuffle treats them. :)
there who dislike him and curse his name. The Nuffle Blasphemer's Association
(NBA) was started by upset coach when his star player unexpectedly died in the
league semi-final. With the game on the line, Sig "the Butcher” Thundersmack
was sprinting toward the end zone for the winning touchdown when he seemed
to trip over the goal line itself resulting in his neck being broken. The opposition
was able to recover the ball and pull off an unbelievable scoring play that sent
them to the league final instead. The coach cursed Nuffle for his fickleness and
started up the NBA, which has grown over the years to include a number of
players and coaches who have become disenchanted with Nuffle. You may see
them at Blood Bowl games in their long black robes holding up signs denouncing
the Blood Bowl god. Most people consider them a bunch of complete wackos
and tend to ignore them."
Taken from LRB 6.0 page 31. To all of them coaches who do feel bad about how Nuffle treats them. :)
Comments
Posted by Guardikai on 2017-03-05 16:37:45
I have my membership/cult fees. Where do I sign up?
Posted by Motskari on 2017-03-05 18:26:39
Feel free to start a group here in Fumbbl. Remember to invite my woodies though.
Posted by thoralf on 2017-03-05 19:11:48
gg
Posted by pythrr on 2017-03-05 20:37:34
PFFT lammers. amateurs
Posted by Motskari on 2017-03-05 22:56:01
It seems like coach bluetooth founded The Nuffle Blasphemer's Association in Fumbbl with his team named the same. They have a very nice bio:
"Who is Nuffle? Nuffle is said to be the god of Blood Bowl.
The NBA believes in Nuffle, but we don't worship him, we curse the fickle, insane, sadistic bastard. Why, you may ask, because he sucks, and you may ask why he sucks. Nuffle sucks because he is a nothing of a god, he doesn't help out his followers nor does he punish his blasphemers. He screws everyone exactly the same way. You all have had the experience where you need to GFI to score that winning TD and you roll a 1 and then you RR another 1.
That is Nuffle screwing with you and he has done it to everyone in some way or another. Doesn't matter if you praise his name or curse him, he will still screw you some way, sooner or later, so you might as well curse him...
...it will definately make you feel better.
We don't claim that cursing Nuffle will help you to win, that would be just as silly as those who say that praising him will help you win, we say that it doesn't matter what you do Nuffle will screw you in the end. Go ahead and say it, "Nuffle Sucks!", you know you want to!"
Link below to the team:
https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=56874
"Who is Nuffle? Nuffle is said to be the god of Blood Bowl.
The NBA believes in Nuffle, but we don't worship him, we curse the fickle, insane, sadistic bastard. Why, you may ask, because he sucks, and you may ask why he sucks. Nuffle sucks because he is a nothing of a god, he doesn't help out his followers nor does he punish his blasphemers. He screws everyone exactly the same way. You all have had the experience where you need to GFI to score that winning TD and you roll a 1 and then you RR another 1.
That is Nuffle screwing with you and he has done it to everyone in some way or another. Doesn't matter if you praise his name or curse him, he will still screw you some way, sooner or later, so you might as well curse him...
...it will definately make you feel better.
We don't claim that cursing Nuffle will help you to win, that would be just as silly as those who say that praising him will help you win, we say that it doesn't matter what you do Nuffle will screw you in the end. Go ahead and say it, "Nuffle Sucks!", you know you want to!"
Link below to the team:
https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=56874