I seriously need a trainer, a sensai, a mentor, a guide to How-to-win-with-fragile-but-sexy-darkelves.

My most beloved team, bashed and nearly whiped by mere rats, won't play for me anymore unless I get serious training myself. So I am begging anyone who has the same heart for evil cannibalising and backstabbing darkelves, help me to grant them their promised glory and gore.

Thanks for listening, this dark forbidden crystal ball will shut down by itself.....