Posted by DukeTyrion on 2012-11-22 23:39:46
Snaked GFI
Crowd Surf
Being landed on by a Stunty
Posted by Starfire on 2012-11-22 23:55:53
Nice three there DT
Posted by Jiiiiim on 2012-11-23 00:07:04
I used to do musical match reports when I had more spare time. I say musical, they mainly consisted of downloading a karaoke off spotify and humming along badly. Anyway 50 ways to be turned over (http://www.mediafire.com/?7pwitm2s3248tan) vaaaguely fits your criteria.
You just slip on your back, Jack
Fail a dodge, rog
Start a saw in a hurry, Murray
Don't wanna be late
Bomb yourself, Kev
or get it thrown back at yoooou
Just climb on a troll, paul
And get yourself ate
Ooo headbutt a rock, Doc
stunned by the crowd, Maude
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself chucked
get triple skulls, Sull
and loner the rerooooll
or fail a pass, Cass
These goblins are fucked
Alright commence mockery.
Posted by DonTomaso on 2012-11-23 00:54:51
I had a snotling in stunty that was eaten by a troll, but regenerated.
That is pretty weird, even if he lived...
Posted by Wreckage on 2012-11-23 01:28:06
Chainpushed next to a clawpomber (then blocked)
Getting fouled after breaking into a cage
Missclick
Lone heroic run with the ball to the opponent endzone
After saving the reroll
Saw Kickback
Bomber fummbl
1d block
Girlfriend being distracting
Euthanasia
Posted by Chainsaw on 2012-11-23 02:09:13
Being cooked by a fireball or zapped by lightening!
Posted by Chainsaw on 2012-11-23 02:09:39
Being hit by a rock!
Posted by Chainsaw on 2012-11-23 02:10:12
Being booted by a zombie!
Posted by Arktoris on 2012-11-23 05:08:48
Triple skulls attacking a snotling
Posted by Tremendous on 2012-11-23 08:03:09
Seen a developed Tree hit by a rock, death, apo reroll death - it was on turn one too = not a happy woodies coach
Posted by robocoyote on 2012-11-23 10:18:44
lacking Apo or Regen (Ghouls)
Posted by Elyoukey on 2012-11-23 10:53:40
Also being stabbed by an assassin
Posted by okostomi on 2012-11-23 12:01:45
Troll blocks skink on LOS, skull, skull, skull/Pow, skink stunned, troll dies reg fail.
Posted by CroixFer on 2012-11-23 12:30:27
Apo result: kill-kill after an unnecesary GFI with your superstar blitzer after 50 games career.
Posted by zzzeb on 2012-11-23 15:30:03
-2d block against your strength 6 mummy: both pows
Posted by cameronhawkins on 2012-11-23 16:12:49
When prone/stunned, being scattered by a B+C player.
Lost this guy that way....
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=8924024
Posted by DonTomaso on 2012-11-23 22:45:30
Another...
Explanation: Jens is a skink. He blocks with three dice against him. On the re-rolled block, three pows comes up.
Select an action for Jens
Block selected.
3 db Block re-rolled.
Team re-roll used.
POW
Move ended for Jens
'Ripper' Bolgrot is knocked over.
Player pushed to (16, 2)
(6, 5) + 0, (6, 4) + 0, 5: 'Ripper' Bolgrot has been seriously injured!!
(45) Smashed Hand - Niggling Injury
(3) 'Ripper' Bolgrot does NOT regenerate.
(1) Apothecary FAILS!
Posted by Jasfmpgh on 2012-11-24 01:48:59
I can't stop singing this song.
Posted by hale on 2012-11-24 03:48:23
i dont get it