I am, without a doubt, the worst coach on FUMBBL. I'm awful. I can't play defense to save my life. My offense is lackluster and sad. I misclick, throw 1 dice blocks, and toss the long bomb whenever I feel like it.

So let me be the first to jump on the "dicerape is great!" bandwagon. And let me try and convince you why it is so.

Without dicerape helping me draw some games and win some others, I'd have given up long ago. But, due to the sweet equalizer that is Nuffle, I stick around. This means easy wins for many of you. Which is good for the community, because no one wants to play good players all of the time. Some people need easy wins. Outside of a few games, I'm one of those.

Professional poker players love bad beats they go through, because it keeps the unskilled, lucky players in the game. They stay until they lose all of their money, hoping for more good luck. And some days, that luck holds. But most days, on average, they will lose. And over the long run the good players will take their money. Blood Bowl is no different.

So please, good players, if you get hammered by my sweet dice don't take it personal. Just remind yourself that 90% of the time you'll cream me, but it is that 10% that keeps me around.