"Welcome to FUMBBL Academy. My name is Bob and I'll be your Student Liason for the tour. We're going to start with the College of Blocking and Blitzing and then move on to the School of Fine Arms. Now I know you Black Orcs in the back are asking why you'd possibly need to learn how to catch the ball but you'd be amazed what can happen when you get into a crazy match.

We'll cross over to the East Campus and hit The Chapel of Hail Mary and The Fouling Laboratories before lunch and then you'll get a chance to talk with a few of our staff before heading out again. Any questions before we start?"

FUMBBL Academy has been created to help people polish up on their game play. This is not a competitive group. It's not even a closed group. You don't have to join in order to play someone here and it's not an exclusive deal. All you need to do is join #FUMBBL_Academy and ask for some help or offer to lend a hand.

The one and only rule of FUMBBL Academy is that only Unranked teams may join. This is exactly the sort of thing that Div U was designed for and I won't allow people to pump their rank up by playing rookie coaches. Anyone who wants to make a team to try and help newbies out is welcome. Anyone who wants to try to learn to play a little better is welcome. Anyone looking for fresh meat to pummel for some sadistic thrill is unwelcome.

"Don't challenge a n00b, he will just pull you down on his level, and beat you on experience!"