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<H1>Welcome to Uncle Dez's Boot Camp<sup> *</sup>. </H1>
<h3>This group is intended to be a helpful training ground for up and coming players of Uncle Dez's acquaintance.</h3>
<H2> Whats all this about then?</H2>
<h3> This group is a happy place for Uncle Dez where he will pummel your mind and body into something approximating a half decent BloodBowl coach.
A few rules of this group include:</h3>
<h4> 1) Listen to Uncle Dez, he is often right.
2) Have fun, this is the greatest game ever created and you are playing a fun really easy to use free version of it.
/Cheers Christer : )
3)Get over the dice rolls they are not broken, and even if they are they are just as broken for everyone.
4) Given enough gametime all of your players are going to get the living crap beaten out of them, get used to it.
5) Retiring a team after one game because they will be a man down for the second game does not make for legendary teams. Most of Uncle Dez's teams seem to lose a player in every game they play, most teams do don't worry about it. Get attached to your teams not to your players.
6) Uncle Dez ain't Nuffle, just a close personal friend. Feel free to question his advice whenever it dosen't sound right, maybe he'll learn something from this too.
7) More rules may be added if and when Uncle Dez can be bothered to do it.
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<sup> * A division of Uncle Dez's Boot Camp International Megalomainiacs Inc.</sup>
<h4> Uncle Dez's Slugfest</h4>
3 points for a win, 1 for a draw, none for a loss.
The Prize for winning this illustrious event is still under negotiation, but it will be a mighty haul of booty rest assured.<sup>1
1 Actual Prize may not match description and/or Uncle Dez's Boot Camp International Megalomaniacs Inc. reserve the right to define terms including but not limited to 'mighty haul' and 'booty' in any fashion which they, or their extensive cadre of expensive lawyers, see fit.</sup>
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<H1>Welcome to Uncle Dez's Boot Camp<sup> *</sup>. </H1>
<h3>This group is intended to be a helpful training ground for up and coming players of Uncle Dez's acquaintance.</h3>
<H2> Whats all this about then?</H2>
<h3> This group is a happy place for Uncle Dez where he will pummel your mind and body into something approximating a half decent BloodBowl coach.
A few rules of this group include:</h3>
<h4> 1) Listen to Uncle Dez, he is often right.
2) Have fun, this is the greatest game ever created and you are playing a fun really easy to use free version of it.
/Cheers Christer : )
3)Get over the dice rolls they are not broken, and even if they are they are just as broken for everyone.
4) Given enough gametime all of your players are going to get the living crap beaten out of them, get used to it.
5) Retiring a team after one game because they will be a man down for the second game does not make for legendary teams. Most of Uncle Dez's teams seem to lose a player in every game they play, most teams do don't worry about it. Get attached to your teams not to your players.
6) Uncle Dez ain't Nuffle, just a close personal friend. Feel free to question his advice whenever it dosen't sound right, maybe he'll learn something from this too.
7) More rules may be added if and when Uncle Dez can be bothered to do it.
</h4>
<sup> * A division of Uncle Dez's Boot Camp International Megalomainiacs Inc.</sup>
<h4> Uncle Dez's Slugfest</h4>
3 points for a win, 1 for a draw, none for a loss.
The Prize for winning this illustrious event is still under negotiation, but it will be a mighty haul of booty rest assured.<sup>1
1 Actual Prize may not match description and/or Uncle Dez's Boot Camp International Megalomaniacs Inc. reserve the right to define terms including but not limited to 'mighty haul' and 'booty' in any fashion which they, or their extensive cadre of expensive lawyers, see fit.</sup>
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