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League Mission
The Corpse-A-Thon 5000 league is a league for the strong willed, strong armed, and fool hardy. Comprised of various tournaments that are geared toward various levels of skill and ability.

Signed,

Cringe Wentworth
Corpse-A-Thon 5000 Commissioner


Tournaments
The Culling is a development Open Round Robin tournament, used to help new teams reach the level to compete for The Corpse Cup.

The Corpse Cup, sponosored by Underworld Armour sports apparel, is what it is all about. The place where hopes and dreams are made and shattered.

Corpse Cup Prelims these games are played with looser rules for questionable plays on the pitch, as well as using the traditional Spiked Ball of the past. Be warned many never make it to the actual Corpse Cup, but that doesn't stop them from trying.


League Rules

  • There will be blood at all times
  • Fouling is encouraged
  • Sneaky Gits Welcome




League Statistics





The Culling



  • Turd Flinger (Chewy Is That You) - Killed by (Block) OD Blackfinger (Worlds Edge Warriors)
  • Chewbacca (Chewy Is That You) - Killed by (Failed Go For It)
  • Delightful David (Elfy Goodness With Sprinkles) - Killed by (Block) Soupspoon (Scabeater)
  • Dreamy Electric Sheep (Lemony Fresh Scent) - Killed by (Block) Gypo (I Ain't Shook)
  • Tobi (I Ain't Shook) - Killed by (Lemony Fresh Scent Fans)
  • Ciggies (I Ain't Shook) - Killed by (Block) Vikram Flametongue (World'sEdge Warlords)
  • Osmond Strongshield (Navy Frogmen) - Killed by (Block) He who is Moron (Unruly Dirty Dogs)
  • Knuckle Dragger (Chewy is that you) - Killed by (Block) Goatastic (Lemony Fresh Scent)
  • Buck Naked (Lemony Fresh Scent) - Killed by (Block) Chimp Chimp (Chewy is that you)
  • James H. Cahill (Navy Frogmen) - Killed by (Block) Truck-a-Saurus (Mongoloid Inc.)



Corpse Cup Prelims



  • OP Larry (Low Down Rotten Men) - Killed by (Foul) Leonardo (Celestial Cheap Shots)
  • Captain Nihl-ist Spleenlob (Mean Mother Grunters) - Killed by (Foul) Dirty Ugly Bastard (Low Down Rotten Men)
  • Scourge of the Earth (Head On A Platter) - Killed by (Failed Block) Rend-ezvous (Mean Mother Grunters)
  • Trollop of the West (Dirty Filthy Hair) - Killed by (Failed Block) Oscar "Big O" Osmond (Midden Greymen)
  • Frisbee Face (Dirty Filthy Hair) - Killed by (Failed Block) Rolfo Jullian Fellbrawn III (Midden Greymen)





League stars will be posted after The Corpse Cup first season has concluded.