“"We were held up by highwaymen!"
(We wuz robbed! - Goblin Translation)
"The ref refused to call fouls!"
(Da wef wuz bawt!)
"The fans were not contained!"
(Da fans wuz dwinkin Bludmizer!)
These were just a few of the quotes out of the Wood Elf locker room after the game. Just as it looked like the Guardians would seal the draw through stout defensive play, Isildur lets the ball squirt through his fingers, as Robert Blackeye charges forward, picks up the ball and fires it to the endzone into the hands of Stewart Thinbottom!
(Da Ratz got un of dem touch thingies!)”
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-- Middenheim Bloodbowl Gazette
"Ze brew wazh great 'n Skinny even hit sum of dem elfses with hizh rocklobbin'"
-- Anonymous "Contagious" Supporter
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