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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
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Block
Bloody
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Murder
Smash
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A very close game despite the scoreline.

At 2-1 up and on defence, I had incredible luck on the blocks, KOing about 3 players early and later causing an injury. With a huge player advantage, my worthy opponent didn't have many options and I was able to eventually get the ball and score.

It was all due to the amazing early luck with my blocks on that drive that made it possible, otherwise I was likely going to be a 2-2 draw.

The RIP to my opponent was unfortunate as it happened very early in the game and it was not worth risking a better player getting maimed or killed later.

Anyways, best of luck to my opponent and hopefully a rematch at some stage in the future.”