“A textbook drive down the left wing gave the tribute a 1-0 lead beore the halftime refreshments before the skulls took over control of the Rage. With a fumbled pass allowing the chance of a turnover we were soon off like a bunch of pansy elves ,running away from the fight towards the TD. Player of the match oes to the brave B.ORC on the opposition who managed 2 accurate passes only to find his team mates in capable of catching the perfectly flighted ball to deprive him of a hard earned skill. On the gobbo side of things a non even with only one on the pitch at a time. Mr Kite was successfully throw but couldn't get hold of the ball to run in a 3rd TD. Later claims the others had been busy drugging the opposition are still unproven.

A fun match that sadly became unbalanced with the tribute not throwing any skulls or the Fool acting dumb until late on in the match. Together with impenetrable armour this proved too much for a fun opponent who sadly didn't have the same luck.”