“A first time encounter between two highly publicized teams proved to be a spectacular match fit for a tourney.
The Goats started out on offense and pushed forward weakly at a half pace. Star beastman blitzer Dry Rubbed ran forward a little too fast and tripped on a gfi DEAD!!! The apoth ran forward and saved his hide but prone in front of the vicous mass of Represent..... the next action seemed textbook.
One block into the FIRST Represent turn a blitzer KO'ed a rookie CW while the now groggy Dry Rubbed was gang fouled to SI. Next turn it was Cousin Ned with a vicious shot to his chest killling him and Cletus with another boot sending him to BH. The Goats did a good job regrouping and killing a lino in the process. Safe from hits, the Goats made it into second half kicking with ten players including a unused DP (more on this later......)
Second half kick comes and the GOAT LOVER RUOSTE comes on the field and kills the ref! Things just got interesting.............
I waste no time and after an ineffectual first humie turn; the Goats go to work springing from a defensive block into a net, blasting the humies catcher into the KO box. Another audible ping classified as the Humans' attempt at cracking the Goats defence results in a fierce Goat smash into the humie line throwing bodies around. By the time the thrower and showboating lino got smart about the fate of their blockers....... Carne Asada was on them with a Blitz and knocking the ball loose. Meanwhile the rest of the Goats went to work on the outmatched humies in the Goat backfield causing 4 cas and sending everyone besides the Ogre into the KO box. The Goats were able to crush anytype of offense mustered by Representing and got the tie at the end.
This match was a TOTAL CLASSIC.
Emph........ i will so mess you up in the future for this game!
The Goats started out on offense and pushed forward weakly at a half pace. Star beastman blitzer Dry Rubbed ran forward a little too fast and tripped on a gfi DEAD!!! The apoth ran forward and saved his hide but prone in front of the vicous mass of Represent..... the next action seemed textbook.
One block into the FIRST Represent turn a blitzer KO'ed a rookie CW while the now groggy Dry Rubbed was gang fouled to SI. Next turn it was Cousin Ned with a vicious shot to his chest killling him and Cletus with another boot sending him to BH. The Goats did a good job regrouping and killing a lino in the process. Safe from hits, the Goats made it into second half kicking with ten players including a unused DP (more on this later......)
Second half kick comes and the GOAT LOVER RUOSTE comes on the field and kills the ref! Things just got interesting.............
I waste no time and after an ineffectual first humie turn; the Goats go to work springing from a defensive block into a net, blasting the humies catcher into the KO box. Another audible ping classified as the Humans' attempt at cracking the Goats defence results in a fierce Goat smash into the humie line throwing bodies around. By the time the thrower and showboating lino got smart about the fate of their blockers....... Carne Asada was on them with a Blitz and knocking the ball loose. Meanwhile the rest of the Goats went to work on the outmatched humies in the Goat backfield causing 4 cas and sending everyone besides the Ogre into the KO box. The Goats were able to crush anytype of offense mustered by Representing and got the tie at the end.
This match was a TOTAL CLASSIC.
Emph........ i will so mess you up in the future for this game!
__Synn”