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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
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Whiner
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The Cadavers started in offence and faced a strong lineup of Orcs right up on the line of scrimmage. With a bit of luck, they managed to effect a quick (2 turn score) up one wing.

The Cadavers then in defence managed to steal the ball and score another to take a 2-0 lead into half time.

In the second half, the Orks continued to have ordinary and below average luck and the Cadavers stole the ball once more.

In a strong scoring position with 3 turns to go, the Cadavers got greedy and tried to farm an extra SPP from a pass. The catch was dropped, then the ball was not picked up again with 3 attempts (team reroll on first attempt, no attempt on second) and instead of winning 3-0, the Cadavers won 2-0.

Why get a lousy 3 SPP for scoring when you can try and get an extra 1 SPP from a pass and end up with no SPP at all? LOL.

Anyways, the game was really hard for the first few turns, but then the luck started to go my way and I was able to exploit the field position (getting players behind the line and threatening the ball carrier).

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