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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
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Dice
Dice rape
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Lucker
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Murder
Smash
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A tough game for my opponent who had some bad luck on the critical ball handling rolls.

The Woodies did the first foul, and after the Knights stole the ball and scored, they fans killed the Ref and the Knights fouled back aplenty (but not with their DP who was isoloated on the wrong side of the pitch heh).

Anyways, the Woodies found themselves quickly outnumbered during the match and were unable to resist the Knights.”