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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2006-03-23 21:10:41
TV 3140k High Elf
5
Winnings 30k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/1/1
 
 
Wood Elf TV 3480k
2
40k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
1/1/1 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
4
-
-
1
9
-
28
7
-
-
#2
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
9
-
#3
3
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
23
3
-
#4
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
1
3
3
-
#5
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
5
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#11
1
1
-
-
-
4
-
3
15
-
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-4
1
-
#14
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
6
1
-
#15
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
1
3
-
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
TOTALS
5
8
2
-
1
32
-
33
56
30
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#9 Dalotaar – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
7
9
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
8
-
#3
-
2
-
-
1
7
-
-6
1
2
-
#4
-
4
-
-
-
4
-
29
15
1
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#7
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
1
-
#10
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
6
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
6
-
#12
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
7
4
-
#14
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
-3
-2
-
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#16
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
10
-
TOTALS
2
7
3
-
1
24
-
20
36
50
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#5 Yiltharin Everbreeze – Dead (RIP)
Luck readings are out due to a crash after 5 turns into the first half, at which point the luck was 56 to 71 in my opponent's favour..
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Bad coaching
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Bash
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Bloody
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Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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Well this was dicerape pure and simple.

Opponent did a RIP on me on his first turn, buy buy Catcher, you lasted one turn into your second game.

Anyways, it was simply a snake eye fest every time I tried to set up on offence.

I had at least 4 snake-eyes at critical times. A blitz to set up a score, needing a pow or dodge/pow on either dice, double skull/pows.

I had no chance with the rolls today, simple as that. Opponent gave me a chance when he made a mistake and let me get a one dice blitz on his thrower early in the second half when I could still equalise. Needing a Skull/Pow, Pow or Pow/Dodge to sack him, I came up with a Push, rerolled into Push (75% chance of a sack).

After that, it was pretty much game over as I continued to harvest 1s on critical rolls.

However, my opponent was a great sport and didn't pound my team into the ground by doing all the blocks that he could have, just enough to score. A very sporting gesture that was appreciated and didn't make the game more agonising than it already was heh.

Looks like the Guardians are once again in a fragile state - huge TR and only 12 players (1 niggled). Going to be some hard days ahead...
 
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