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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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A very one sided affair. My opponent was dice-raped pure and simple.

I stole the ball on defence and scored three times in the first half because my opponent kept rolling 1s for Bone Head, or Skull/Pows on his blocks.

His first turn was a classic example, all first three Ogres to attempt actions Bone Headed, leaving the right wing open for me to dodge through.

I penetrated deep with my Ghouls and stole the ball to score again and again, with my kicks scattering deep to make it hard for my opponent to get the ball to safety.

At the end of the first half, I even did a one dice Pow on his Ogre with my Zombie and KO'd him (he recovered next drive) and then a two dice opponent choose block just for a laugh and that came up double pows too...

Early in the second half, my opponent had had enough and decided to concede.

My opponent simply had no chance today with the bad luck he was having, and my ability to make all the rolls I needed (eg dodges, pick ups etc).”