“Luck reading is out due to a disconnect with 1 and half turns remaining at which point the luck reading was 55-49 in my favour.
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It was a very fun game against a very fun and sporting coach.

The handicaps were pretty decent.

Virus took out one player, and It Wasn't Me took out one Wardancer. Can't recall what the other three were now.

Anyways, I think my opponent started with the ball and I managed to get a two dice blitz on his ball carrier but came up double skulls heh. He got off there.

He scored and I scored back, but not before his noob Lineman (o SPP) failed a dodge and killed himself early in the match. It was way too early to use the apothecary on such a lowly player so he passed away.

On my kickoff, I got a lucky Blitz! result and I stole the ball and scored to take a 2-1 lead into half time. Very lucky.

Second half had a hilarious moment when one of his players rolled snake-eyes on a GFI and fell over and badly hurt himself ON THE BLOOD patch where his team-mate died earlier LOL I joked that he slipped on the blood. Very unlucky for my opponent who is a very sporting coach, but it was a very very funny moment heh.

Anyways, against a far superior team with a slight luck advantage, my opponent was unable to stop me scoring one more time than him in the second half.
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This was a very fun game. 50K for me to boot as well. I certainly cannot complain. It was my opponent who had the bad luck with the death early as I caused nothing worse than BH all match with my blocks.

Anyways, I wish him a great recovery and hope for a rematch some day.
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