“This match was the story of one man, Aztale.
Coming into this match he'd already tallied up 4 casualties over his last 3 games, becoming something of an enforcer and crowd favourite. As he arrived for the game, it quickly became apparent that he'd spent the entire previous night out on the town. Lapsing into infrequent yet mercifully short coma's, Aztale took to the field against doctors orders.
7 blocks for 2 cas, and 8 rushing yards for a touchdown gained the team a valuable 2-1 win and the MVP for the game.

On a sad note, the promising Zachary Speed was killed when he failed to notice a rampaging Simon der Zerstorer bearing down on him.”