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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2006-05-18 15:13:37
TV 1620k Halfling
1
Winnings 20k
Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/0/0
 
 
Ogre TV 2190k
2
60k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor +1
4/4/1 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
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#9
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#10
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#11
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#12
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#14
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10
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#4 Kellpy Berrypatch – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#4 Kellpy Berrypatch – Smashed Knee (NI)
The boys have been flapping around aimlessly in the Fringe for some time now and the death of Rootstrong had left the team seemingly without purpose.

Then Mr Whippy, god bless him, coerced Deepwood to lead the boys out in the Thunderdome.

"Whaaat's daaaat" said Deepwood.

"Don't worry dear friend, its a comp for the most savage BB teams in the Fringe. Mad with blood lust to an extent that they have lost all sense of self preservation. Beat the best to get to the top and then be challenged week after week until your team is annihilated." said Mr Whippy.

Deeproot *blinks*

"What? It'll be fun!"

And with that, Mr Whippy issued the paper work to a mysterious Bob-Kim-Chi to enter The Boys.

"Ah sori Missa Weepee" said Bob-Kim-Chi. "You'sa haf to enter in da Di-Wa-Mite Cup befor I wet you in Da Thundi Dome. You'sa hafta pway Da Big Wadz. Win dat, I consida your papawork"

So, a play off against "The Big Wads?" Who were they?

Well there must have been some terrible mistake... 11 Ogres and a lone goblin, who basically kept the spitoon clean all game turned up to play. Surely, Mr Whippy couldnt be serious... but he was and he promised to double the Choc Ice Allowance if the Boys could win.

Well the game started well with Kibli Farfield tossed downfield, but he still had to rush 9 paces to score in the 3rd turn. From then on, it was a ferocious scrum and the Ogres spent the entire team punching downwards onto the heads of the Boys who danced about under their legs.

Deepwood, wearing an Iron cod piece, piled on time and time again, but the Ogres were very strong.

At the end of the game, the scores were tied. The Boys blew a sigh of relief and then Mr Bob-Kim-Chi came out and said:

"Pway on. One must win! Fight to deff to enter Fundi-Dome pwease!"

The coin was tossed again but this time, the ref forgot to pocket it as he had been instructed at the start of the game and he gave the Ladz first opportunity with the ball. They ground down the field and despite a devasting block by Deepwood that KO'ed Rolf Da Big and spilled the ball, the Ladz recovered and scored.

In the dugout, all that was left was Deepwood, the new rookie tree Oakleg and one fling - Lolpo Highfield.

Mr Whippy scrambled his play book. Scatched his head. Looked around. Ate a Donut and said "Good Luck" and closed his eyes as the two trees escorted Lolpo out to the Line of Scrimmage.

But the kick went deep and the trees both rooted and Lolpo had to scamper all the way to his own endzone with Lil Rabbit, the spitoon cleaner, on his tail.

Time expired and the Boys had lost.

Deepwood was not impressed - 24 turns against Ogres. 9 casualties against. The donuts would taste bitter tonight...
Player Performances
 
 
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#10
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#11
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#12
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#16
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TOTALS
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"WOT!!!!!!!!" Roared Team Cap Rolf Da Big "Wots you means by dis, wes gots to play some udder team to keeps our spots in da thundie dome!!!"

To give him credit Mr Bob-Kim-Chi managed to look surprisingly calm as nine foot of very upset ogre towered over him menacingly.

"Yes Yes must pway you must, or no pway here again ever, go go fo good."

"Rightz, well we'll play dis your way but we's gots friendz ya hearz me, you just be carefulz what alley you goes down for nowz ay"

With that Rolf, accompanied by the vicious heavly scared Bazza an Chuck left his Office.

"I's really wants a crack at dese Lizzies we's supposed to play next soz we's better win ladz"

Burning with a need for lizard meat, it being a delicacy not sampled by the team before Da Big ladz ( plus one liddle one ) stomped out into the arena to face there challengers.

"Oi, who put dese trees here, and what wid all dem donuts over dere, hmmmmm donuts "

Da whistle blew and Da Ladz threw emselves into it, dreaming of delicately roasted Lizard haunches and admittedly slightly distracted by all the donuts about they none theless stayed fairly focused and produced, or so they thought a solid draw. However before they could walk off to get some donuts Da Ref ran up, handed Rolf da ball and yelled at em to get running down field.......

"WOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but Im ungry Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 
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