“And the pathetic team who is the huge underdog of the Blitz Invitational took to the pitch for the first time only to find it a hard reality. They got stomped on, and so lost. They earned a measly 10 points towards the tournament.

The first half, the Skaven stripped the ball off the team who was futily trying to make a TTM touchdown. They then scored after Squish took a both down result killing himself and badly hurting the other. What a sacrifice. He earned the MVP and would have gottne a new skill, but he has passed on...

Then the gobbos actually did score a TTM, tying the match at ones at halftime.

The second half was a slaughter. Another goblin was killed, and with Pinkey having sprained his groin in the first half, the team was left with only 10 by the end. The Skaven had only three players for a long while, but they were fast enough to score back 2 - 1.

The two trolls failed their really stupid rolls twice on the last two turns, dooming the Scurry to a loss for nothing, 2 - 1.

Coach Oblitzamanger said this after the game, "I enjoyed it. Thanks to SanMiguel for playing and good luck with his team.

"This team sucks! Alright! They'll lose every match! Alright! I can only field 12 for the next match! Alright! I didn't get enough money to replace one of the little grots. Alright! hooray for incompetence!"”