“As the game started the sun came out blinding everyone on the pitch, so when the Pie won the coin toss, they elected to have the Aullantes receive the ball. The dark elves couldn't get their act together the first couple of turns so their woody brothers quickly stole the ball for a second turn defensive score.

The enraged Aullantes received the next kick off and proceeded to mow down the Pie like they weren't even there. After a five of the wood elves left the pitch, screaming in pain, and another two were sleeping in the dug out from head wounds; the darkies chose to hold the ball until the half was over.


I conceded because rather than at least let me attemt to screw up another score my opponent decided to stall out 3 turns, and as much fun as that is I figured oh well, no point in playing if it's gonna be one of "those" games. Especially since i was down to 6 players at the half.”