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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2006-05-30 21:38:33
80k
0/0/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
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turns
pass
rush
block
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TOTALS
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1
1
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1
11
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4
18
27
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#2 Clawmide – Smashed Knee (NI)
Player Performances
td
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cas
int
mvp
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TOTALS
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6
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1
20
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22
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#12 Joey Jawdropper – Dead (RIP)
“Sometimes I'm chatty and somtimes I'm not... Today I was and fortunately I found a most pleasent opponent on the recieving end.
The game itself was rather silly really with skulls and both downs aplenty on both sides but it just added to the general carnage (red. carnage=fun).
The only regret about this game is the whole lack of zombie ogres but I'm sure we'll see that in the future, as Oblitzamanger certainly hasn't seen the last of me - besides being a great opponent I forgot to ask him if he's readily encouraging people to blitz a manger and it's a question that can stand to remain unanswered for long.
I tip my hat, sir.
Cheers,
Red ”
The game itself was rather silly really with skulls and both downs aplenty on both sides but it just added to the general carnage (red. carnage=fun).
The only regret about this game is the whole lack of zombie ogres but I'm sure we'll see that in the future, as Oblitzamanger certainly hasn't seen the last of me - besides being a great opponent I forgot to ask him if he's readily encouraging people to blitz a manger and it's a question that can stand to remain unanswered for long.
I tip my hat, sir.
Cheers,
Red ”
The game started with the Gnash recieving. After Gregolio spent the team's first turn failing a pickup, the Thugs responded hard by surrounding Fenogle, a werewolf and crowdpushing him. But, Gregolio did pick up the ball and the team exploited the Thug's weak flank and passed it to Clawmide. However, when he sta by the endzone, he was thinking about some snacks, so when a gobbo tried to prevent him from scoring, the next turn, he blitzed the gobbo, killed him, ate him, then scored. What a turn for Clawmide. The half ended with little occurence left. 1 - 0 to the Gnash.
The second half was where the real carnage began. The Ogres tried to go through one side, but failed to break through, even after putting many of them into the dugout. The Gnash's numbers were being depleted as the Ogrs switched the field. Luckily, all the permament ones were regenerated. But then one daring and silly blitz did it in for the Gnash. Clawmide wanted more food and he blitzed a goob, only pushin it back. The Ogre next to it lent an assist and was able to knock Clawmide down, and smash his knee, ending his game early, and the Gnash's chances of preventing the score. And they did, 1 - 1.
So, the game was really weird, as it should be against Ogres, and both teams could use a quick break to prepare themselves for the next match.
We got this statement from coach Oblitzamanger after the game. "I want to thank coach RedFish for this match. He was funny and I enjoyed it greatly. Too bad I didn't get a new Zombie!
"The money was great and both fan factors increased. Who would not want to see future games after that? It was unfortunate that Clawmide picked up a niggling injury, and I may replace him before long. However, I am torn between getting a re-roll or buying his replacement. Only time will tell..."
He then ran off to the center of the pitch where he made a sacrifice to Nuffle. Eventhough his remains were chewed on, guess what coach Oblitzamanger sacrificed...”