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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2006-06-17 14:59:55
TV 1400k Skaven
1
Winnings 30k
Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/0
 
 
Nurgle's Rotters TV 1460k
2
70k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor +1
1/1/1 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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-
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4
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#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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-9
-
-
#5
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
2
-
#6
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
6
7
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#10
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#13
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-
-
-
-
-
-
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4
-
#14
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#15
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#16
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1
-
-
-
1
-
2
21
1
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TOTALS
1
1
-
-
1
9
-
2
18
24
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#8 Gnash – Dead (RIP)
Coach Maul was forced to blood his newest purchase, Levalobba as The slingshot went down with his niggling injury (ingrown toenails). How would the young rat fair? The mood for the rest of the match was set when on his first throw in the big time he saw a Nurgle Blocker uglier than his mother and threw the ball in completely the wrong direction!

From then on in the game degenerated into a slugfest with the rats holding there own for the first few turns before the war of attrition started to trample all over them. Gnash, most senior of the linemen was killed by a fell blow from a goats buttock. There were rats flying everywhere as the ball changed possesion 5 times before Coach tankk maneuvered his players masterfully and scored a TD right before the half time whistle.

The second half was more of the same as it turned into a bloodbath! Rat body parts were being punched into new and interesting shapes and all coach Maul could do was shake his head and grin ruefully at Nuffle. By Turn 11 there were 8 sorry Rats forced off the field, leaving them helpless to stop Coach Tankk from instructing his players to run in another TD.

On the attack and with half a team on the field, The Tidals were able to run in a TD at the 15th turn by luck, skill or.... goodwill??? which in turn distorted the final score from the embarressment it could have been. The beaten rats could gleen only one possitive from the match and this was that coach Tankk had seen fit to show mercy and not commit a single foul all game. Nuffle bless him (oh no wait he already has *bitter face*)

Note: Ironclaw now lives up to his name. He gained a claw in the post game celebrations when he passed out after falling into the warpcider barrell and woke up with a strange she rat and a claw to boot.
Note: The Rat fans were infected by Nurgles Rot and we lost a hole warrens worth of them to the blasted infectious bastards.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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9
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#2
1
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-
-
3
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4
9
-
#3
1
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-
-
-
3
-
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4
7
-
#4
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
3
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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2
-
#6
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1
-
-
2
-
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-1
5
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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9
4
-
#8
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1
-
-
2
-
-
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4
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#9
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1
-
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1
-
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-6
5
-
#10
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1
-
-
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1
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-1
12
1
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#11
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-
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-
1
5
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-
-
3
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TOTALS
2
2
3
-
1
19
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-1
22
52
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Farther Nurgle rejoiced when his children honered him by victory. He was not pleased though that neither team made any fouls. Such display of softness seems to be the great problem with the Old Milits. They have a reluctance to foul for as coach Tankk says why foul when you allready have so many foul looking players?
 
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