“An absolutely Insane number of touchdowns were had in this game.

In the dying seconds, Aramii increased this match of her personal best number of touchdowns in order to steal a win for the game away from the Rotten Sewer Rats.

In the post-match press conference, Javell Stormbringer commented:

"This match has shown us that we have a very powerful offensive team. However, the lesson to be taken away is that our defense could use some work. In such a high scoring game, having to steal a win in the dying seconds by one touchdown is a joke. We need to work on ways to prevent our opponents scoring."

When asked about Aramii's star performance, Javell handed the floor over to the vice-captain catcher. Her comments were:

"As a catcher, my defensive skills are extremely limited. My job is simply to put the ball over that line in whatever method works. Today, I was able to exploit my opponents limited defense speed and easily complete a 5-touchdown game. However, I will be working with the team in our extra training sessions scheduled for the next few days, focussing strongly on our own speed in defense."

A rumour that Javell and Aramii have been seen dating has been circulating in recent days. In comment to this, Aramii simply stated that: "The team came before any personal commitments. There was still a lot of ground to cover with the Wood Knights' teamwork before any such commitments could be considered."

In other news, after the loss in this high scoring match the Rotten Sewer Rats went on a rampage that destroyed a local cheese shop. More on this, after the break.”