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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
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Dice rape
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Well, I didn't play my best, making a couple of risky moves without rerolls, but this game was a farce dice rape anyway.

I was at 38 luck late in the first half and trailed by 22 luck partway into the second.

Snake eyes after snake eyes after snake eyes and double skulls. Resutling in stun after stun or KO. Meanwhile, my opponent makes 3+ pick ups, 3+ leaps (failed 0 or 1 attempts out of about 5), 3+ passes etc.

5 SPP to the new Blitzer so not a complete waste of of 90 minutes of my life.

Anyways, I wish Kahvie luck with his team and hope to play him again some time, he was a good sporting coach.”