“We had a disconnect during the game, sometime in the second half so the replay file might only work from there. Luck reading is obviously out.
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Handicaps were: I am the Greatest (resulting in a 68 SPP Blitzer with AG4 and Blodge Tackle Guard sititng out the whole match) and Smelling Salts.
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The Fools started in offence and after forcing their way through with receivers but burning a team reroll on a double skulls, failed to pick up the ball!

The Amazons failed a GFI and burnt a RR on their way to blitzing the Thrower near the ball and then flooded the area with players, eventually picking up the ball and caging it.

The Fools' sent their Wardancer leaping into the cage on a two dice I choose block and a Skull came up on one of the two dice and he was KOd. The Amazons caged strongly as the Fools had more and more players knocked out or injured. The Amazons scored on turn 8 and the Fools were unable to do a one turn TD in reply.

Second half the Amazons started in offence and after opening themselves up all over the pitch, formed a cage again on the sideline and carefully advanced the ball, making sure the opposing Wardancer would have to do a two dice I choose block by having a Guard player on each corner.

Again the Fools started to lose players, including their Wardancer who snaked an un-needed dodge (but would have snaked the following leap anyway) and killed himself.

Mr_Launcher actually took 3/0/3 with a BH from a dodge or GFI and a RIP on the Wardancer.

I had incredible luck with the armour rolls, with my opponent also adding to my player advantage with a few self KOs on dodges or GFIs.

The dice were just too nasty for the Fools to have much of a chance today. However, my noble opponent was unbowed. Despite losing two players to me, his next game was against Khemri!!! Recovery? What is that!?!?! No wonder Mr_Launcher is such a respected coach :)”