“Some games you just can't win.

The Gypsies struggled all game to make something happen. But despite winning the kick-off, little else would go their way. The first half would leave Brimstone, Lionel and Frontman ko'ed. Cougar would try a desperate blitz, but to no avail. The new blitzer, Granite, tried to make a big play off of a fumbble, but that also would fail. St. Stone was fouled to death, but the doctor came through.

The second half was worse. Cougar would wind up with a broken jaw. The fans would crack Grimble (an admittedly useless player so far) will a rock, leaving him even less agile than he was.

This game could've been much, much worse. These ladies tore up the boys from Dark Water left and right, leaving 6 KO'ed players at one point. The only ray of hope was an extraordinary game by the lineman McDamage. Three casualities and the MVP.

With the undeserved purse, the Gypsies picked up their first catcher. The son of a former legend, "Sweet Baby" Ray, Luthor has got huge boots to fill.

Excellent job, Fejd. ”