“Coach Maul Slams his head on the table. "I should have listened to Mrs Maul! 'Red' she says 'Red, you kow you have nightmares about those furry footed little freaks, why would you even consider playing them? Why don't you decline the offer and find a nice orc team to play instead.'

"WHY? Dammit women you damn well know why. Ever since I was mugged by a three of them standing ontop of eachother in disguise as an angry Dwarf, I cant bloomin rest til I've crushed all of them. yes yes I know! I bloody know We always end up suffering more casualties than we inflict, yes I know those freaking treemen give me the creeps too. But damn me we are going to smash those hairy footed little walking shit dumplings if its the last thing I do. Bring me my pipe woman!"

Notes: Scraped through, just barely. Could have been 2 - 1 cept a halfling tripped on last dodge to score td.

Good Winnings. Unfortunately a Gutter died. (fearfulhunt) taing a few spp's with him. Throwling didnt get to do anything with his st4 before he was bowled over and lucky to avoid a niggle.
2 of the cas's caused by halfings were from 1d blocks o_0. Funny game worth a look. Made a few mistakes through lack of concentration but it was all fun.
Bought a second thrower
Swifclaw learnt Leap.
Longtail II had a shaving accident and now has a Foul Appearance.

Dam you Coach Zed. Damn your hairy little feet.
”