“One of the gayest thing ever. Gayer than nine guys doing eight. Thank god my dudes are only traumitized from this with a niggling injury. The only part that sucks is having to sit there for an hour and endure a game where its 36% to 72% luck at the half, and which doesn't provide one amusing moment.

Kudos to Monotonous for his not taking advantage of my guys falling down when breathed upon. Had he chosen to foul I would not have one player left. If this is the licking you and nuffle lay opon me going in 2 men down, I don't think there'd be much left of me in an even fight.

Just a staggering sequence of fourty or so knock-downs in a row before I rolled one. Really inspiring to witness such competence.”