“It is a tough life for a goblin on an orc team. When forced to blitz a skink to save a touchdown, Six Pac went head to head, stunning himself and injuring the skink. When back in the dugout, headcoach gleamed and told him to stay on his feet next time.

On the final turn of the game for the NWOO, the call came in for Six Pac to go airborne. The NWOO ogre quickly dropped Six Pac on his head. While the NWOO celebrated their victory, Six Pac was carted off the field by medical staff. Then quickly given a mop and bucket and told to wash the urinarium in the lockerroom.”