“An unimpressive first match for the 'Smiths, that saw them losing 0-5 and alternating between ineffective offenses and taking a breather beating elves into a pulp!
Something unsettling happened in turn 2 at the second kick-off when the Elves had scored. Half the Steelsmiths caved in to the sweltering heat, wandering off the stadium to get a drink while exclaiming "Damn elf mother f*ckers, let's get some ALE!", leaving team captain "Ironfist" with only 5 players to help him. Of course, the elves promptly blitzed his lineup and scored for the second time in three turns shortly after the ball was in the air.”
Something unsettling happened in turn 2 at the second kick-off when the Elves had scored. Half the Steelsmiths caved in to the sweltering heat, wandering off the stadium to get a drink while exclaiming "Damn elf mother f*ckers, let's get some ALE!", leaving team captain "Ironfist" with only 5 players to help him. Of course, the elves promptly blitzed his lineup and scored for the second time in three turns shortly after the ball was in the air.”