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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2006-08-20 02:15:10
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0/1/0
Player Performances
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int
mvp
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pass
rush
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TOTALS
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1
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12
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
2
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1
13
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8
36
60
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#8 Fabio – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#8 Fabio – Smashed Knee (NI)
“A first outing, somewhere in some forlorn costal forest the caravan comes across a whole lot of pointy eared "people". Much to the surprise of the (albeit rather silent) spectators - 3 rabits, one mouse, two elves, a pixie and set of dandilions that the pixie talked to - the circus folk managed to hold on to the ball and score. TWICE even.
Although it is said that the so-called fair folk are weak, they proved strong enough not to get injured by the travellers, the simply did not want to show up a lot, slouching on the bench.
It all looked like it was wrapped up when Nuffle, oh how we cry his name in vain, decided to intervene; luckily he decided to simply tease the elves and victory remaind with the men (and ogre).”
Although it is said that the so-called fair folk are weak, they proved strong enough not to get injured by the travellers, the simply did not want to show up a lot, slouching on the bench.
It all looked like it was wrapped up when Nuffle, oh how we cry his name in vain, decided to intervene; luckily he decided to simply tease the elves and victory remaind with the men (and ogre).”
On the pitch Raimund smacked a hapless human to the ground , to create a gap , but already tophathasnoimagination was busy falling on the floor and the rest of the team quickly reloacated to the KO box for a siesta .
The humans quickly scored as everyone but the mad mage watched on in horror , the mad mage was busy watching a murder mystery film on the other side of the crystal ball.
eventually we got hold of the ball and through it to the mad scotish player , maybe having his own portrait would help ....
As the game went on you could here a crying sobbing sound , it was baby jesus , crying his little heart out at the luck of the elves .
We did have abit of luck though as the first half continued , just enough to make it look like we may score ...of cource we didnt ...that would of required the gods of luck to shine on me , and im not gonna kiss there arse just for a half chance of winning , no way hosay
"Ive got an idea " shouted the youngest mage
"is it any better than your plan to make a bloodbowl team" some wry mage asked
"umm ...maybe"he looked down at his robe " lets chuck a rock at the big ogre , should be a laugh , might actually help"
well it didnt help much ,but it sure was funny ...
Well the humans scored again , so the elfs tried to find some pride . It didnt start too bad and the humans coach even whispered "looks good for you..." "umm..I wondered"
But just cos nuffle likes to prove me wrong once in a while , so that it looks like its just cos I suck that i lose so bad ...the little luck god let trick chuck the ball up to the whiny little-overdose who scored ...
2-1 all we needed now where two blitzes and we where set .
then again that teasy little madam nuffle made it look like i could have a draw ...but ooh no , not really its just a cruel glipse of the precious victory ...we got a blitz but it trickled harmlessly away from us ..
( agood natured game , and a good win for redhammer , was quite close in the end , thanks for game , see ya soon for a rematch )”