“Well this time round it didnt start so bad , at least we got the ball in the first turn and Bjork even did a pass that would mean she could learn some new tricks ...if she lived that long ...what possesed us to play khemri ..ooh i know we only have 10 players lets play some khemri .. are you mad ...well maybe a little bit I am kinda talking to myself..

"umm said the elder elf , lets see if this new fancy whatsitmecalled apothocarryall magic acme sponge is worth the extortionate price we payed for it .Ooh have we started the game ....umm very intresting we seem to have scored , which by my calculations means we are winning ... can someone check that for me "the elder mage had been at the rotten elderberrys again.

"ooh look that highland elf has tripped up and killed himself ...how very queer ... lets try the magic thingymajig ...umm very nice , i like it , get one for myself i think "

"umm lets see if we can dodge ....umm no lets lie on the floor instead "
"ooh that sounds fun "
"me first" screams Bjork elf
"no me first" yells tophathasnoimagination , but he was just too slow

Now im not one to complain about the probability continum but 34% to 61% makes baby Judas cry on the shoulder of baby Jesus

On top of that tophathasnoimagination is now dead as well , failed dodge leads to a death again
31% now and delrand has died too


Select an action for mikafreak
Block selected.
POW
Move ended for mikafreak
Delrand,Enemy of Praxx is knocked over.
Player pushed to (16, 10)
MIGHTY BLOW used on armor roll.
(5, 3) + 1, (6, 5) + 0, 6: Delrand,Enemy of Praxx has been KILLED!!

Mikaffreek is supposed to be an impatial admin , whats she doing killing my players

First half ends 1-1 , but luck is 31-64 and i have two deaths (one killed by an admin i mean seriously whats wrong with this place )

and a BH as well , and my apothecary had to be used to save the scottish elf whos name must not be mentioned ...may of already mentioned about that elf , but im damned if im going to read through what ive typed to find out

well 32-61% final luck , probably helped by the fact my elfs went on strike second half after it became obvious they couldnt possibly get the ball back ...

(Oops forgot to say thanks for the game philip1 )

Bah stupid Bjork Elf has rolled 4 sixes on her skill and ageing rolls , now i cant retire such a player as this , so onwards we must go..Dammit cruel fate bestowing a +str player on these losers ...”