“The Boyz long awaited return to the arena did perhaps not go as well as initially planned. Then again what do you expect when your strategist is a one foot tall triple niggled former gobo outfielder.

The match started well enough with two consecutive BH'es on the nasty pointyears. Round 5ish of first half the gobos were pushing for a TD when their ballcarrier rolled a snakeeyes on a GFI and fell dead on his face. Due to laughter cramps the apoth never made it out to help the poor git. The game quickly deteriorated from there with four or five snakeeyes and horrible dodges. Topping it all off was Sploogekanon the troll eating a goblin instead of throwing him into the elvish TD zone to pick up a wayward ball. ”