“The Nigglaz would have taken a comfortable win if not for the heroic defensive efforts of the few Nac Mac Feegle's that managed to stay on the pitch. A sneaky tank of Orca-Cola spiked with a fiercly strong laxative kept the blitzer Rob on the toilet for the entire match and the two little gobbos running in and out, looking even greener than usual.

Bendrig was dice raped when it came to the surrounding rolls. Morley's Revenge was devestatingly effective, and he had a bad recovery rate from the KO's. The actual skill roles were pretty fortunate. He made a string of spectacular 1 die hits, dodged several times with his black orc blockers etc., but despite the fighting spirit there were too few players on the field to allow for any greater danger.

The comfort goal was run in in the 16th turn. I could probably have stopped it, but instead I tried for a 3rd TD for myself. The dice rape regarding non-skill rolls kept haunting Bendrig unfortunately...no money and -1 FF is a harsh sentence after having fought so hard.

Thanks for the match! Better luck in the next one.”